DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Dear Commissioner Brady,
After having been on active duty for a week, I have formulated some suggestions to improve the reputation and effectiveness of the Salem P.D.
1) Make criminals afraid of us. How about tossing them over a cliff like Nick Nolte in Mulholland Falls or working suspects over with telephone books and rubber hoses?
2) Get rid of the deadwood and felons. I have a feeling that the Salem P.D. has potential murderers and cover-up artists in its ranks.
3) Remember past charges against wanted felons. We simply can't let these people walk because somebody has forgotten charges from a few years ago.
4) Eliminate DiMera mania. Yes, the DiMeras are bad, but they simply can't be responsible for every crime that happens in Salem. Remember Ben Weston?
5) Inform ignorant Salemites that when they spot wanted felons they should call 911 instead of leaving messages on your voice mail.
Sincerely,
Officer JJ Deveraux
After having been on active duty for a week, I have formulated some suggestions to improve the reputation and effectiveness of the Salem P.D.
1) Make criminals afraid of us. How about tossing them over a cliff like Nick Nolte in Mulholland Falls or working suspects over with telephone books and rubber hoses?
2) Get rid of the deadwood and felons. I have a feeling that the Salem P.D. has potential murderers and cover-up artists in its ranks.
3) Remember past charges against wanted felons. We simply can't let these people walk because somebody has forgotten charges from a few years ago.
4) Eliminate DiMera mania. Yes, the DiMeras are bad, but they simply can't be responsible for every crime that happens in Salem. Remember Ben Weston?
5) Inform ignorant Salemites that when they spot wanted felons they should call 911 instead of leaving messages on your voice mail.
Sincerely,
Officer JJ Deveraux