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• May 12, 2014

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Thieves have stolen all the port-a-potties in town, police say they have nothing to go on...update at 11:00.

 

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• May 13, 2014

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In other news:vandals have drilled a hole in the fence surrounding the nudist camp. The police are looking into it...

 

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• May 13, 2014

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thanks for the laughs Hazel.

 

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OK, I have to admit I read this yesterday and thought RS was just laughing cause she thought it was just a funny news story. I just looked and reread this twice and finally caught on!! LOL! LOL! LOL! Good one, Hazel. Momma always said I was one short of a dozen.

 

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• May 14, 2014

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This just in: 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area...

 

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• May 14, 2014

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grrroooaaannn.

 

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LOL, both ways with the optometrist joke work for me, JS.

 

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• May 15, 2014

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This just in...police called to local day care. It seems a 4 year old was resisting a rest. Hee Hee.

 

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• May 16, 2014

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Testing the new recruit

Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

 

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2 peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood, and one of them was a salted...

 

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• Aug 21, 2014

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This just in... man was shot with a BB gun, case ended up in a pellet court.

 

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• Sep 5, 2014

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OH MY GOSH!! These are all sooo...... funny ​

Thanks for the Laughs
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Overheard at edge of pond....
One frog croaks to the other, "Time's fun when you're having flies!"

 

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Man hit with can of soda. Lucky for him it was a soft drink.

Expert in sign language says....good to know, it's pretty handy.

Man drives car into tree....found out how the Mercedes bends.