I was tardy getting to this thread, but if I had been more prompt, I'd have voted that I'm not looking forward to Sami's return. Before she left Salem, on-screen Sami was about as enjoyable as fingernails being scraped across a chalkboard with her endless on-again-off-again relationship with the allegedly "changed" EJ, which dominated life in Salem. Instead of the writers' Sami, I prefer the version who has graced this board since her departure -- the one who in creative posts calls EJ her changed "smoochy-moochy," brags that she's Salem's best mother, insists that Rafe and Lucas are still her men, calls John Black a life-ruiner, says that Kate is a hag, mocks Abigail as a man-stealing tramp, calls Jenny a mother of a tramp, has nothing good to say about Sonny and his mother, says that Nicole is a babyswitching tramp, characterizes Hope as an old granny, and makes liberal use of the words "stoopid" and "doodyhead."