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Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Daily Days' started by KathyLu, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Sparkster Super Moderator

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    Dear Abby,

    Reality called. It told me to tell you it's time to wake up!!

    Sincerely,
    A Concerned Friend
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    Dear Abby,
    You said " Carrie is not that much older than you" :confused: Since they were together when you were a baby ,how is that possible.... was there a Nursery Triangle you bonded over the Telletubbies? ...nevermind you just need to get out of the AbbyZone. We know your going into Fatal Attraction mode so snap out of it. Are you sure you don't have a chip implanted.
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    @J - that's right! I forgot about that, I was barely watching the show back then...
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    Dear Abby

    Go play in traffic.
    Quickly.
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    Dear Abby,
    You had a big o' hissy snit fit when you found out that your BOYFRIEND kissed your Bestie a couple times. Now you are chasing after a MARRIED MAN, and lying to him (and yourself) about having had sex with him!?
    HELLO, KETTLE!
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    Dear abby you need guidince and God in your life.
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    Yes, Get thee to a nunery...I mean convent now Abby
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    Abigail needs to write to Dear Abby. Someone needs to straighten her out or give her a swift kick in the pants!
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    Dear Abby,
    Get your hair out of your face.
    Signed, Gladrags' mom.

    :p

    Wonderful! I haven't heard this song since my college coffeehouse days!
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    Dear Abby,

    Don't go after a guy old enough to be your father.

    Love, Hope Brady
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    Dear Abby,

    I know you're not a marriage counselor, but I'm thinking maybe going with Austin to tell Carrie you two had an affair isn't going to be Austin's first choice.

    Nice try though, psycho.
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    To Abigail Devereaux

    This is a reminder from the office of Dr. Griggs. You missed the scheduled appointment for your annual check up. Your vision is very important to us, and it's recommended you make regular visits to maintain healthy eyes. Please contact our office to reschedule your appointment at 555-6787. We look forward to seeing you again, Ms. Devereaux.

    Sincerely,
    Elaine Griggs, O.D.
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    Dear Abby,
    We are on fire again. The flames are so hot and the burns are unbearable. Before you know it, we will be burnt to a crisp and you won't be able to wear us anymore. Please stop lying.
    Sincerely,
    your pants.
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    @DaysLady : I just spit tea on my desk ! Computer all right, though. No worries ! So thanks for the laugh ! :rotfl::clap:
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    LOL :) i liked my first one better...(earlier in this thread).. :) but I'm having a lot of fun with this! I want to do other characters lol...

    Dear Austin,
    I swear I did not have relations with that woman.
    Signed,
    The One-eyed Snake in Your Pants

    P.S. my ball buddies said "Abby who?" they don't even know who that is.
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    @DaysLady.... Just.Spit.Tea.On.My.Laptop!! hahahahahaha!!! Hilarious!

    Note to self: quit drinking tea as you're reading Spectator posts!
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    Dear Abby,
    WTF is wrong with you? Austin = :beat: Chad on the other hand, is Damn hot and have you seen his chest :clap: . Honey please go to the closest cliff spread your arms out and jump. that is the nicest thing I can say.
    Love Lula.
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    Dear Abby:

    Think about it.... you're trying to trick Austin in to cheating on his wife. Would YOU trust a man who would cheat on his wife?

    Just sayin',
    Judi
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    Sadly many women love that kind of man...they treat women so special... why, even one of our Repub. Presidential candidates has had 3 wives... and he isn't anywhere near the looker that Ian is. Austin is so "cute" that he's funny looking, I think...just my opinion! But when he looks at Carrie, you can see love in his eyes. He's so dumb about women that he has no idea what to do with Abby...how does he not know whether he did or didn't have sex with her? I just must be stupid, because that surprises me.

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