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Thanks to Muzzaman's post in the Christmas gift thread, Maggie has now started writing an advice column for the Salem Spectator. Please feel free to write to "Ruffles McRed" (thanks to Sparkster for the name!).
Dear Ruffles McRed,
I am currently struggling to get clean and sober after a recent overdose. A kind doctor at Salem Hospital saved my life. I'd like to do something nice for him. What do you suggest?
Signed,Theresa.... er... Jeannie... er, I mean, Anonymous OD Girl
Dear Anonymous OD Girl,
I have a feeling you're talking about my wonderful, perfect son, Dr. Daniel Jonas. As you know, my precious baby walks on water, so I'd suggest some water shoes to keep his amazing feet dry.
Fawningly, Ruffles McRed
Dear Ruffles McRed,
I am currently struggling to get clean and sober after a recent overdose. A kind doctor at Salem Hospital saved my life. I'd like to do something nice for him. What do you suggest?
Signed,
Dear Anonymous OD Girl,
I have a feeling you're talking about my wonderful, perfect son, Dr. Daniel Jonas. As you know, my precious baby walks on water, so I'd suggest some water shoes to keep his amazing feet dry.
Fawningly, Ruffles McRed