Faux spoilers, part 6

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Ciara tells Allie and Sydney their mommy took her shopping and bought her a whole bag of expensive earrings. Allie and Sydney go back to the DiMansion and ask Mary how she could take Ciara shopping and not them.

Mary has to explain she is NOT their mother, again.

Johnny taunts Allie and Sydney because mommy spends time with him, so she must like him better than them.

Allie and Sydney ask Nono to pay someone to take Johnny away to one of his tropical island so they can get some "mommy time" with Sami.

Stefano tells Allie and Sydney he's spent time with Samantha and it's no big deal, they aren't missing anything.

Allie and Sydney run away. No one notices.
 
On their way out of Salem, Allie and Sydney see Mommy Nicole putting a bag of shredded paper in the trunk of her car; they ask if they can help; Mommy Nicole gets all flustered.

After leaving Mommy Nicole, Allie and Sydney meet Auntie Jennifer and ask her why she wears sleeveless dresses on freezing cold days; she says thinking of "Daniel" keeps her warm, which they don't understand.

Next, Allie and Sydney meet "Uncle" Nicky who warns them against swimming in the Salem River, which they think is foolish advice because only crazy people jump into freezing rivers.

A few minutes later, Allie and Sydney meet one of the Horton cabin raccoons and tell him that they're running away; he says to forget staying at the cabin because things that go on there aren't fit for children's eyes.

Finally, Allie and Sydney decide to go to the Brady Pub because Grandma Caroline is their "real" mommy.
 
Ciara opens an Jewelry Stand sells some of her earrings for a tidy sum. Enough to talk Sami into letting her invest in Mad World. By 2016 Ciara has bought & traded enough stock and owns over half the company 51% controlling interest (She bought out Kate) so Ciara wants things HER way including Changing the name to Ciara's World. Sami talks her down to her own line of Jewelry Her choices for her jewelry line "Hoping for More" ,"Ciara's choice" or "Daddy's Princess"
 
On their way out of Salem, Allie and Sydney see Mommy Nicole putting a bag of shredded paper in the trunk of her car; they ask if they can help; Mommy Nicole gets all flustered.

After leaving Mommy Nicole, Allie and Sydney meet Auntie Jennifer and ask her why she wears sleeveless dresses on freezing cold days; she says thinking of "Daniel" keeps her warm, which they don't understand.

Next, Allie and Sydney meet "Uncle" Nicky who warns them against swimming in the Salem River, which they think is foolish advice because only crazy people jump into freezing rivers.

A few minutes later, Allie and Sydney meet one of the Horton cabin raccoons and tell him that they're running away; he says to forget staying at the cabin because things that go on there aren't fit for children's eyes.

Finally, Allie and Sydney decide to go to the Brady Pub because Grandma Caroline is their "real" mommy.

After enjoying a nice meal at the Pub, Allie and Sydney go outside and see Rory sitting on a bench; they ask him why his cigarette smoke smells so funny, nothing like Nono's cigars.

After leaving Rory, Allie and Sydney go by Club TBD; they see "Uncle" Brady coming out the door and wonder why he smells like the stuff Nono drinks, and can't walk normally.

Next, Allie and Sydney wander over to the Town Square, where JJ's boss, Russ, tells them to move along or he'll put them to work cleaning public rest rooms.

After fleeing the Town Square, Allie and Sydney meet Justin Bieber who's in Salem for a concert; they tell him about nasty Russ; Bieber says that he'll egg the Town Square for them.

After getting Justin Bieber's autograph, Allie and Sydney return to the Dimansion where nobody has noticed that they were missing.
 
Nick flips through the Salem phone book looking for the names of more people to blackmail.
John decides to "save" Brady from Theresa by sleeping with her.
T orders a customized dart board with Nick's face on it for the Club TBD office.
JJ gets a mention in a Salem Spectator article about how squeaky clean the Town Square restrooms have become; Jennifer brags to all her friends about it.
Jennifer is mortified when everyone at University Hospital notices the whisker burn she picked up during her reunion romp with Daniel.
Angry that Hope took away her earrings, Ciara (and her infamous backpack) go on a "treasure hunt" in Salem Park to look for some replacements.
 
Liam is annoyed when he sees Rory happily chomping on the chocolates that were in the box of candy that he bought for Jennifer, but then tossed in the trash.
Liam becomes even more annoyed when he overhears Anne Milbauer mocking guys who think Jennifer is worth dating.
Kate is irate after she learns that Ortiz's search of the Ozarks consists only of checking out the shows and other attractions in Branson, MO.
An angry Brady insists that he is a good judge of character after John tells him that Theresa is nothing but a no good gold-digger.
Hope becomes upset when she sees Ciara shopping on the Barron's jewelry store website.
Father Louie is annoyed when the children at St. Luke's school start throwing stale cupcakes at each other.
 
Fed up with people who disturb their peace and quiet, Salem area wildlife strikes back.
Tired of all the nasty conversations and confrontations that take place in the Town Square, a flock of incontinent pigeons dive bomb the place.
Afraid that the Daniel-Jennifer reunion means that they might their return to the Horton cabin, the resident raccoons stage a preemptive strike on the Horton home, raiding the food cabinets, tossing Jen's sleeveless outfits in the trash, and leaving nasty little "gifts" on the sofa.
Sick of Brady hanging out in the park and getting drunk, a group of angry squirrels mob him and chase him away, but not before biting a few holes in the seat of his pants.
Weary of Percy gawking at the Salem Park birds and shouting "greetings" to everyone he meets, several bald eagles snatch him up and then drop him in the Salem River.
Annoyed that Sami is regarded as Salem's leading screecher, several screech owls get revenge by perching in a tree outside her bedroom window, keeping her and EJ awake all night with their raucous screeching.
 
Abby ponders how one gets pregnant. She goes over various ways . Using a strange bed that doesn't belong to you ? Kissing?..no she kissed a lot before. Standing up in the shower with a "man" ..and if it was a public shower....hmm Could be the father of a baby be anyone that uses that shower. Good thing she's still mostly a virgin she thinks
 
Stefano has his techie henchman buy up the following domain names:

NeverTrustYourQueenOfTheNight.com

iHateMyQueenOfTheNight.com

MyQueenOfTheNightWillSuffer.com

WhyDidMyQueenOfTheNightTryToGetOneOverOnMe.com

Doesn'tMyQueenOfTheNightTrustMe.com

iHopeMyQueenOfTheNightComesBackAgain.com

iHeartMarrrrrrrlena.com
 
TPTB leak some more misleading spoilers for April.
Gabi discovers that Nick is really sick. (She learns that he has the flu.)
Jennifer is shocked by a change in Daniel. (He's finally shaved.)
Jennifer comes to an important decision. (She decides to forgo sleeveless outfits until summer.)
Adrienne makes an important decision about Will and Sonny's wedding. (She chooses a dress to wear.)
Rafe makes a shocking discovery about Jordan. (She leaves wet towels on the bathroom floor.)
Dr. Chyka shares a secret with Marlena. (He sends her his mother's goulash recipe.)
Brady's latest revelation horrifies his friends and family. (He admits that he dislikes Caroline's chowder.)
 
Marlena and Stefano have a hate boink ...just kidding the writers might actually do it.

Theresa is revealed to be an alter personality of Jeannie. Jeannie fights to emerge and surprisingly when Brady sobers up they have a lot in common. She helps him sober up.

edited to alter sentence Soaphead
 
Hoping to jack up the ratings, the TPTB leak more misleading spoilers for late April.
Brady leaves the K-mansion. (He goes out for coffee.)
Hope is shocked by something Aiden says. (He mentions that an April snow storm is predicted for the Salem area.)
Will and Sonny's marriage gets off to an unpleasant start. (They get rained on while walking in Salem Park.)
Daniel is involved in a medical shocker. (He actually makes a house call.)
Abigail shares an intimate secret with EJ. (At the Pub, she tells him that his fly is unzipped.)
Bo tells Hope that he's returning to Salem. (Bo says he'll be back "someday.")
Ciara encounters a problem at St. Luke's. (She forgets her lunchbox.)
 
Further misleading spoilers leaked by TPTB:

Sami leaves EJ (in another room, while she makes a cup of tea)
Kate agrees to Stefano's demands (that she move out of the way so he can enter Club TBD)
Theresa quits doing drugs & drinking booze (while she takes a shower)
JJ and Paige hook up (his watch gets caught on her hair, as she sits in HTS, drinking a smoothie)
Jennifer makes Anne pay (for her share of a get-well gift sent to a coworker)
Roman watches a woman with interest (his mother, while she's making her famous clam chowder)
Jordan reveals all to Rafe (when she takes off her clothes before they make love)
Sheryl questions Kate's motives (for ordering toner and ink from a fly-by-night company)
 
Lucas and Sheryl have a rendezvous at the Horton Cabin
Fed up with Kate only bringing her to town to harass Jordan, Sheryl goes back to Birmingham
Lucas disowns Kate
Will and Sonny have a post-honeymoon family party
Lucas and Kate reconcile
Lucas overhears Gabi, Kate and Sami talking about Nick's "murder"
Lucas is annoyed the trio confided in EJ instead of him
Lucas disowns Kate and Sami
Nick threatens Lucas
Lucas, Sami and Kate reconcile
And so the cycle continues
 
Hoping to get May ratings off to a fast start, TPTB release some more misleading spoilers.
Sonny and Will end up in divorce court. (They stop by there to visit Justin, who's handling a divorce case.)
Daniel leaves Salem. (He takes Parker to visit Chloe in Chicago.)
Victor leaves Maggie. (He momentarily leaves their table at the Pub to visit the men's room.)
Adrienne's meddling annoys Sonny. (She suggests that because he's the boss, he should wear a jacket and tie while at Club TBD.)
Brady stops drinking whiskey. (He buys a case of premium tequila.)
Sami learns something new about EJ. (He likes Brussels sprouts.)
Percy and Nick argue. (They disagree whether the bird they saw in Salem Park was a yellow warbler or a wood warbler.)
Gabi tells Nick that he has to change. (She suggests that he change his clothes after spilling beer on himself at the Pub.)
Jennifer discovers something shocking about Liam. (He roots for the Cardinals, not the Cubs.)
 
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