Random Thoughts of Salemites, Part 3

[DrBakerFan]

Fynn: Thank goodness that I had a copy of Daniel's Guide to Miracle Gunshot Wound Surgery. Otherwise, I couldn't have saved Eduardo.

Eduardo: Did I hear Dr. Fynn correctly? Did he really say that if I drink three glasses of Salem water a day for two weeks, I won't have any operation scars?

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Marlena: Should I check up on Paul? Nah, I'm sure he's fine, completely oblivious to the horrors of whatever John is facing.

Paul: What am I doing with my life?! I knew I should have stayed in San Francisco!

 

[Just Samantha]

Patch: That Rafe is a good dude. Wonder what he saw in my idiot niece, Sami?

 

[Just Samantha]

Paul: Ugh... What kind of jacked up family am I in???? One minute I'm sitting in my apartment watching a movie, then the next thing I know, Hong Kong Phooey holds me hostage, I'm brainwashed, force-fed Wanchai Ferry, rescued by my father and then watched my bat-crazy grandfather commit suicide.

 

[DrBakerFan]

Caroline: Oh dear, poor Paul, kidnapped by the awful Yo-something and then given the Dr. Rolf treatment. At least he was able to enjoy a steady diet of Wanchai Ferry Chinese dinners. They're almost as good as my chowder and Brady Burgers, yummy.

 

[Just Samantha]

Roman: Just heard Rafe and Gabi's mother is in town. She's single, right? Wonder if she'd kiss me?

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Adriana: Why am I suddenly speaking fluent English? Must be the Salem water.

 

[NikkiFan]

Roman walks in, sees Mami, "what da ...oooo lala" :love::love::love::love:

 

[katmouse]

Roman sees Rafe and Gabi's mother: I wonder if I took Spanish lessons if that would
help me get a kiss.

 

[Poirot]

Claire: Daddy, why won't your mother let me call her Gramma? She always acts as if I am some strangers' daughter

Shawn: Don't know, honey. Heck, she doesn't even remember I am her son. Heck, we have not had lunch, dinner, even coffee. Wonder if she has Alzheimer's....or ??

Claire: You know, Dad, maybe if you shaved, she would recognize you!

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

So Shawn and Claire have ESP, now?

Tori: I wonder how my son is doing? I'm sure that if something bad happened, John would call me. Right? Right?

US Secretary of Defense: (After hearing about Yo Ling): (Sigh) That's it. New rule: if one of your fellow soldiers look dead, double check!

 

[NikkiFan]

Roman: Hope everyone knows if they want to off someone and get away with it, I'm their go-to guy.

 

[JasonDíSpeech]

Melissa Horton: I should give my mom a call.

Linda Patterson Phillips Anderson: Is that my phone ringing? Whom do I know in Tennessee?

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

You know, it took me a minute to figure out who this Linda was. Very clever!

Paul: Am I still having brain issues?

 

[DrBakerFan]

Town Square bystander: Why is that nice Nicole Walker talking to that sleaze in the grey leather jacket? He'll give her cooties.

Eduardo: How can I make my great escape when I can't untie my hospital gown?

Mami Hernandez: Odio [I hate] Eduardo, Odio Eduardo, Odio Eduardo, Odio ....

Victor: I'm really getting sick of these long-lost troublemakers showing up in Salem.

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Andre: If I ever get my hands on the person who really killed Bo Brady, he is the reason my father is dead. No one in the history of torture has been tortured with the torture that he will be tortured with.

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Paul: Why do I suddenly crave Chinese food and feel the need to send hate mail to the US Military?

 

[DrBakerFan]

Summer: Should I have given that charm back to Maggie? Nah, this openness stuff only goes so far. Besides, she HATES me.

Summer: Maggie was only 17 when she gave birth to me?? OMG, this means that I'm really over 60!!!!

Maggie: Hmm, maybe when Nicole moves out of Daniel's apartment, it should be declared a historic site and turned into a museum and shrine.

 

[A. Guy]

Brady: Not to worry, Summer, it's a very good 60! :love:

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Brady: Hmm. Who will be my best man? Eric is about to go to jail, and he's a sourpuss. I hate Philip. Shawn...ehh, we're not that close. It'd be too weird to ask Dad, Sonny's out of the country. I'm glad I have Paul. He's not messed up or a jerk like Eric and Philip are. I'm sure he's in the right frame of mind to be my best man. Can't wait to tell him!