Monday, May 22nd:
Ciara is horrified to learn of Theo and Wyatt’s lie. [Isn't Teen Ciara overreacting just a little? Arguably the Wyatt-Theo arrangement is a form of the following: College Student 1: "I've got a girl for you"; College Student 2: "What does she look like?"; "What is she like?"]
Tuesday, May 23rd:
Everyone sets out to raid Xander’s compound. [These people are lucky that they're not trying to raid the Horton Cabin on Smith Island. The heavily-armed raccoons would make short work of them.]
JJ and Lani pressure Guy into confirming what everyone suspects. [This Guy is a real loser. No Kiriakis or DiMera employee should ever give the Salem P.D. any information.]
Wednesday, May 24th:
Deimos’s rescue of Nicole is thwarted. [Deimos is one of the bigger dolts in Salem history. He's gone to great lengths to "rescue" a woman who hates him and now he's in deep trouble. Ghost Stefano and Victor must be shaking their heads.]
Friday, May 26th:
Hope returns to Salem with Deimos in tow. [Given Hope's track record, he'll be lucky if she doesn't shoot him.]
Brady falls into unconsciousness, and is fading fast. [Yes, Brady is fading, fading, fading, and then voila, there will be a Salem medical miracle. In only a few weeks he be hale and hearty again.]