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Discussion in 'The Crystal Ball (spoilers)' started by Just Samantha, Oct 19, 2017.

  1. Just Samantha

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    Since we know from interviews that Will is alive and well somewhere, it would seem either his memory is impaired or he's being held captive. Otherwise, you'd think he'd have come back to Salem to say his death "didn't take".

    Maybe he's off somewhere, thinking he's John Black, due to a serious mix up in Rolf's lab. :rotfl:

    It would be funny to see Will acting like RoboJohn.
     
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    I hope they don't use the tired, old amnesia plot.
     
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    Perhaps he's being held in a DiMera dungeon, being forced to write their press releases that make people forget that the company was founded by a murdering drug-runner.
     
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    And trying to convince the board that murderous Andre is now a cuddly-wuddly guy.
     
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    Or perhaps he's is taking a sabbatical to really fine tune his writing skills being that he is SUCH an AMAZING writer with two exposes under his belt.

    I can't wait for the next scandalous article written by Will Horton entitled, "TOY TRUCK OR TEDDY BEAR: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT TOY THOMAS WILL CHOOSE"!!!
     
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    JS, Jason, KathyLu and Muzza: You three make hilarious comments! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
     
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    Surely, the DiMeras want their press releases to be written in grammatical English.

    This might be dangerous. The half-literate Will might use a double negative, meaning that the board will be told that Andre is a deranged lunatic. E.g., "Andre DiMera isn't not a crazy man."

    Who knows, perhaps after Rolf revived Will, he began reading this board and realized that Salem is 100% dysfunctional and decided that Sonny is really a power-mad, hyper-ambitious Big Boy hamburger kid look-alike who isn't wasn't worth returning to. Instead, he changed his name and took up one of the following occupations: studying for a journalism degree and trying to learn how to really write, working on an Alaskan crab-fishing boat, fighting wildfires in California, went to the Culinary Institute of America and is now a four-star chef, or is tending bar in the Cayman Islands,
     
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    And here is another hilarious comment!
     
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    I'm not sure this matters. The "Board" only exists as a matter of convenience for the show's writers, to create momentary grist in the DiMansion living room. I'm not sure anyone who would be on the "Board" of a company like DiMera Enterprises would bother to look at the press releases anyway. But I'm sure the company would still issue them.
     
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    OMG, you're right! He DOES look like the TJ's Big Boy guy!!
     
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    It still makes me laugh that Stefano had an actual company, with a board of directors, to boot.
     
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    :rotfl:
     
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    Too funny!
     
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    If Will is alive, who did Lucas and Sami bury?????
     
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    Either a random corpse substituted for Will or the casket is empty.
     
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    Think now that it is confirmed, Susan Banks may somehow run into Will's rescue storyline.
     
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    There must be some crooked undertakers in Salem.
     
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    That was obvious when they buried about 10 Salemites in 2003/2004 who weren't dead!
     
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