Zingers

[Moira]

Here we go. If you hear a good one on Days, post it here. Be sure to note who said it.

 

[Poirot]

Wasn't too big of one.......but I loved it..
Summer says she wants to be able to help Magge when she goes home, is willing to do whatver it takes, and is completely free.
Victor replies....You mean you're unemployed. Well we're not hiring......., keep moving.

 

[ktspirit]

One that sticks out in my mind was when Lucas told Kate (I think) that she traded everything for 30 pieces of silver.

 

[Moira]

Theresa: Brady looked at me like he hated me.

Anne: He does hate you but not because you were mean to the new nurse but because you bashed his father's head in with a fireplace poker and let Brady think he did it.

Theresa: Oh my God, are we ever going to move on from that?

 

[Moira]

Theresa: I swear to god, if I have to see Melanie Jonas here on a regular basis I'll stop working here. I will.

Anne: How will I know the difference?

 

[Moira]

Roman: What happened to your face?

André: What happened to yours?

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Lucas: When did you put on some weight?

Sami: The same day you stopped working out.

 

[Sparkster]

Eve shows up at the K-Mansion. Victor (looks around): Anyone order a hooker?

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Melinda Trask: (To Sonny) An advantage having strong ties to the legal community. (having immunity)

Sonny: It was your office that did it, Miss Trask. And I don't have any ties to you.

 

[katmouse]

Theresa when Summer called Brady "1-800-Lancelot"

Victor to Maggie "Justin called about a trip to the Outlet Mall"

 

[Mtnmom]

Thanks Guys, loved them all. But you all know I LOVE ole Vic and his zingers the best!

 

[Just Samantha]

Steve "Patch" Johnson", 5/4/16: "I think you need to keep a shorter leash on that dingo." (to Kayla, referring to Fynn)

 

[DrBakerFan]

Lucas: Chloe is the finest person I know.

Victor: Just how people do you know, Lucas?

Nicole (referring to Deimos): "He's not going to poison me."

 

[Moira]

Does anyone remember Theresa's comment on Kate's fashion sense dressing like David Bowie? It was a hoot.

 

[NikkiFan]

Summer: "but my trunk's about 2 feet wide"
Dario: "you killed him, accident or not, he goes in your trunk"

 

[Soaphead]

I have to post a video because I can't do it justice.

 

[JasonDíSpeech]

It's been awhile since I really heard one that made me laugh. Victor's story is too depressing, and he's too misogynistic most of the time lately.

 

[Moira]

It's ok to list one from when the show was good.

 

[Heather4CU]

Anne talking to Jeannie T about Summer: "So she went straight to the Bank of Brady Black"

 

[sportzgirl916]

Maggie: "I know you don't like the idea of her living with us."

Victor: "Au contraire, I think the presence of a neurotic grifter will only enhance our suburban townhouse fun."