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For once I’m with EJ — the unfit Paulina must go and be replaced by Abe. In real life the city charter would designate a successor to the mayor. To restore Abe to his rightful place, that person would also have to resign, resulting in a special election that Abe would win in a walk. So Dimitri...

Eric and Sloan fight over money: A semi-employed loser like the Bad Twin has some nerve complaining about how his wife spends her money. Konstantin plans to turn John into the Pawn: What a bore. I’d have thought that the Pawn nonsense has an expiration date. Poor Mom. Maggie plans to wed...

Way too much creepy Konstantin today. If the Salem Aquarium has a piranha tank, he should be tossed into it. E.g.: Rachel: Daddy, there’s a creepy old man in the fish tank and they are eating him!. Isn’t it cool?! Alex and Kritter crossed the line from tasteless into total yuck territory. A...

Theresa accuses Alex of being with Kristen: If the word gets out that the best lover boy can do is Kristen, he’ll be a local laughingstock. Eric and Sloan fight: This is one battle that would not be worth the price of admission. Sloan cuts off Leo: Poor Leo. How will be able to afford his...

It’s highly likely that a sketchy creep like Konstantin owes Greek mobsters money. When his plan to get his hands on Maggie’s money is foiled by Xander and others, he can’t pay. A hired Greek killer arrives in Salem, and kreepy K is never seen again, sort of like what happened with Tek Kramer.

So Action Hero Harris and Ava are going to do a little breaking and entering. Bo Brady must be smiling from ear to ear. Roman’s Little Brother wouldn’t have thought twice about a break-in to find Clyde’s black book. Everett is acting stranger and stranger. This is a bad sign. Nick Fallon was...

From Superintendent of Schools To: Salem High Parents Re: Student Dress Code My office has received numerous complaints about tasteless and/or immodest attire by female students. Please be aware that we are concerned about this situation, but we currently have more serious issues to address...

Somebody should tell Salem’s militant animal activists that Kritter Kristen’s fetching leopard top is real. The sight of a terrified Kritter running through the Town Square chased by angry animal lovers would be priceless. So now the Pub is serving white egg omlettes with avocado. This is a...

Konstantin turns to Theresa to get rid of the prenup: Theresa? She’s one of the least influential people in Salem. Kreepy K is a real idiot. Konstantin has orders for John: The Pawn nonsense is so stupid and predictable. Thomas would be doing everyone a favor by somehow taking back that card...

Stefan Zero is definitely Salem’s biggest loser. He used to be a hard-charging business executive and big-shot DiMera. Now, he’s a family outcast, Clyde tool, and Ava’s former boy toy. Add in that mustache, and Zero is now among the lowest of the low. Kaya did a fine job ripping into Ava. She...

Reply from Leo: Poirot, do tell more. My readers would love tasty dirt on the former mayor and his sainted wife. And imagine the bellowing from our current mayor if she learned some seamier details about her beloved Abraham. By the way, do you have anything to confirm that Abe was willing to...

Reply from Folded Blanket: Hey DIB, I’d love to give your job back. Playing Baby Jude or some other noisy infant is a real comedown from my proper roles — an extra in steamy sex scenes or keeping Salemites warm on cold winter nights. My present plight is akin to having John, Steve, or Xander...

Reply from Everett/Bobby: How about me? I was cast as a dork whose personal shortcomings eventually got him killed. Now I’m back as another dork with problems. Can’t a guy catch a break? Reply from Gus: What about me? I was Madame’s dedicated personal assistant until they turned me into a...

EJ: I am the great almighty DA Elvis. He who crosses me is doomed. Smith Island plow driver: What made that idiot mayor think she could drive a plow. She could have killed herself and anyone else in the vicinity. Everett: If I keep stonewalling Jada, maybe she’ll just go away. Smith Island...

Where did grubby Konstantin get that ring? — It was a prize in a candy machine. — He made it at the Salem Senior Center during arts and crafts class. — He shoplifted it from Ciara’s favorite store, Barron’s. — His great grandfather looted in in 1921 during the Greco-Turkish War. Count me among...

Trippy surprises Wendy with vacation plans: They should try sunny Smith Island with its friendly wildlife. Rafe warns Stefan: He’s wasting his time. This smug lowlife thinks he’s bulletproof. Xander and Sarah are floored by Maggie’s marriage plans: It’s time for Sarah to make creepy...

If Maggie is going to be so foolish as to marry the Greek gargoyle, she should at least force him to sign a prenup that ensures he won’t ever get a dime of her money. As for creepy K himself, he used the term “I deserve” today. What he deserves is to be mauled by the old I’m-with-Jack mob and...

It was a new low today for the insufferable Paulina. It’s too bad that she never pays the price for her arrogance — she runs the expensive city snowplow into a ditch causing severe damage; several people become ill from radiation exposure and sue with cutthroat Sloan as their lawyer; furious...

Good point — who would dare to say “no comment” to the glowering X-Man. He’d turn even the most hostile witness into a major-league chatterbox. Paulina is absolutely awful. It’s too bad that one of her symptoms isn’t glowing in the dark. If so, how long will it be before the terrified locals...

Kate is angry because Lucas hasn’t been cleared: How can he be cleared? He did kidnap Sami. What Lucas the monk needs is clemency. Alex gets an offer from Kristen: How pathetic has lover boy become that Kritter thinks he’s available? Alex should be so busy with young hotties that he’d have no...