soapkitty
Well-Known Member
A nasty little kid and his father...
A nasty little kid and his father were walking down the street one day when the little kid sees a butterfly on the pavement and he stamps on it."That wasn't a very nice thing to do. For doing that you're not allowed to have any butter for a whole week as punishment", says the father.
They continue walking down the street for a while when the little kid sees a honey bee on the pavement and he stamps on it.
"That wasn't a very nice thing to do. For doing that you're not allowed to have any honey for a whole week as punishment", says the father.
They continue walking down the street until they get to their house where they both walk into their kitchen just in time to see the kids mother stamping on a cockroach.
The little kid looks up at his father and asks, "Do you wanna tell her, or shall I?".