Victor's one-liners can save even truly awful, boring episodes. Imagine the following conversation after Victor and Stefano accidently meet at the Pub.
Stefano: Ah, Victor, you have committed many serious crimes, yes? And yet everyone loves you and hates me. Why is this?
Victor: I'm funnier.
In another, unrelated conversation, Andre and Brady could discuss their relative popularity.
Andre: You are a much-divorced, former drug addict, drunk and dolt who rarely goes to work and once ordered young Chad shot. Yet everyone thinks you're wonderful. How can that be?
Brady: Simple. I'm a handsome hunk, and the ladies swoon when I take off my shirt.