DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Dear Sami,
A while back, I had a thrilling May-December affair with a handsome younger man. When he was injured, I stood by him faithfully, but now that he's recovered, he's taken up with a trollop with a sketchy past. How can I save him from this witch and regain his love?
Blue Chunk
Dear Blue Chunk,
I think I know who you are, but I'll send along my valuable advice anyway. I strongly suggest that you use Countess W cosmetics. After your former love sees the transformation known as the "Countess W Look," he'll dump Ms. Nobody and rush back to you in a Salem minute.
Cheers,
Sami!
A while back, I had a thrilling May-December affair with a handsome younger man. When he was injured, I stood by him faithfully, but now that he's recovered, he's taken up with a trollop with a sketchy past. How can I save him from this witch and regain his love?
Blue Chunk
Dear Blue Chunk,
I think I know who you are, but I'll send along my valuable advice anyway. I strongly suggest that you use Countess W cosmetics. After your former love sees the transformation known as the "Countess W Look," he'll dump Ms. Nobody and rush back to you in a Salem minute.
Cheers,
Sami!