JasonDíSpeech
Well-Known Member
Who cares about that floozy Abby and her stoopid husband, Chad, and their life in that yucky, baby-stealing city, Paris?
I know Days fans would much rather watch my amazing adventures in Milan as the world's best mother and most devotedest wife!
(And now let's sit back and enjoy Sami in Milan)
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Episode 1: Sami berates EJ's personal caregiver, Nurse Lynn, after she re-wraps her charge in single-ply toilet paper. Sami also learns that EJ's doctor, the leggy Valentina Di Cenzo, had an affair with dastardly Italian Senator Giovanni Proetti, right before getting pregnant with her now-2-year-old son, and is having a paternity test done.
Episode 2: Sami poses as a man named Stan in order to infiltrate a meeting of EJ's numerous consulting specialists, who have grown weary of her shrieking. Sami also meets Dr Di Cenzo's stalwart husband, Questura (Police Commissioner) Lorenzo Russo, who loves his 2-year-old son deeply.
Episode 3: Sami blackmails Dr Di Cenzo, with the information that little Matteo was fathered by Proietti, not Russo, in order to convince the doctor to try a dangerous experimental medication that could make EJ walk and talk again.
Episode 4: After finding 10 empty booze bottles in Allie's backpack, Sami dons her Madame DeWitt disguise to attend a high-rollers casino party in Monte Carlo, where she encounters special guest star Melanie Leyton/Jonas who helps her win big so she can buy EJ an actual silver spoon.
Episode 5: In the exciting cliffhanger, Nurse Lynn reveals Sami's deception to Dr Di Cenzo, who pre-switched the paternity tests (unaware that Lynn also switched them), foiling Sami's plot. Sami has obtained the drug anyway and injects EJ with it, hoping her "smoochy moochy" will, once again, change.
Meanwhile, unknown to any of the hospital denizens, a mysterious-black-gloved figure has a flashback of pre-pre-pre-switching the paternity tests! Who is this person, and who employs them?
I know Days fans would much rather watch my amazing adventures in Milan as the world's best mother and most devotedest wife!
(And now let's sit back and enjoy Sami in Milan)
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Episode 1: Sami berates EJ's personal caregiver, Nurse Lynn, after she re-wraps her charge in single-ply toilet paper. Sami also learns that EJ's doctor, the leggy Valentina Di Cenzo, had an affair with dastardly Italian Senator Giovanni Proetti, right before getting pregnant with her now-2-year-old son, and is having a paternity test done.
Episode 2: Sami poses as a man named Stan in order to infiltrate a meeting of EJ's numerous consulting specialists, who have grown weary of her shrieking. Sami also meets Dr Di Cenzo's stalwart husband, Questura (Police Commissioner) Lorenzo Russo, who loves his 2-year-old son deeply.
Episode 3: Sami blackmails Dr Di Cenzo, with the information that little Matteo was fathered by Proietti, not Russo, in order to convince the doctor to try a dangerous experimental medication that could make EJ walk and talk again.
Episode 4: After finding 10 empty booze bottles in Allie's backpack, Sami dons her Madame DeWitt disguise to attend a high-rollers casino party in Monte Carlo, where she encounters special guest star Melanie Leyton/Jonas who helps her win big so she can buy EJ an actual silver spoon.
Episode 5: In the exciting cliffhanger, Nurse Lynn reveals Sami's deception to Dr Di Cenzo, who pre-switched the paternity tests (unaware that Lynn also switched them), foiling Sami's plot. Sami has obtained the drug anyway and injects EJ with it, hoping her "smoochy moochy" will, once again, change.
Meanwhile, unknown to any of the hospital denizens, a mysterious-black-gloved figure has a flashback of pre-pre-pre-switching the paternity tests! Who is this person, and who employs them?