DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Great news, Ruffles McRed lovers. Filling in for Ruffles today is the brilliant, up-and-coming couturier, Ms. Theresa Donovan.
Dear Theresa,
I'm so hurt. My husband says that I always look like a frump? Any suggestions.
Hurt and Confused
Dear Hurt,
Check your closet. If your wardrobe consists of anything designed by the wretched Basic Black, toss it in the rag bin.
Wisely, Theresa
Dear Theresa,
I've recently escaped from a mental hospital and am thinking of returning to Salem to search for a new love. Is this a good idea? P.S. I've been diagnosed as criminally insane.
BW
Dear BW,
Have I got a girl for you. My true love recently dragged home a psycho mermaid from California. You'd be perfect together. Send me a PM and I'll provide you with her contact information.
Good luck, Theresa
Dear Theresa,
I'm so hurt. My husband says that I always look like a frump? Any suggestions.
Hurt and Confused
Dear Hurt,
Check your closet. If your wardrobe consists of anything designed by the wretched Basic Black, toss it in the rag bin.
Wisely, Theresa
Dear Theresa,
I've recently escaped from a mental hospital and am thinking of returning to Salem to search for a new love. Is this a good idea? P.S. I've been diagnosed as criminally insane.
BW
Dear BW,
Have I got a girl for you. My true love recently dragged home a psycho mermaid from California. You'd be perfect together. Send me a PM and I'll provide you with her contact information.
Good luck, Theresa
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