Leo Stark: Hey, Paul....
Paul Narita: What the hell do you want?
Leo Stark: Do you know who I am?
Paul Narita: Yes, which is why I was harsh with you before.
Leo Stark: But do you know who I AM?!
Paul Narita: A parasite?
Leo Stark: Do you know? Who I am?
Paul Narita: If I respond, will you leave me alone?
Leo Stark: I am your brother!
Paul Narita: No you're not!
Leo Stark: Yes, I am. Turns out John Black is my real father.
Paul Narita: No. No, that can't be. No! It's not true! It's impossible!
Leo Stark: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Luke the physical therapist: So, Paul just threw his arms out, his head back and screamed "NOOOO!" as we rode down the elevator, and now he's completely shut down.
Leo Stark: Oh, come on. I am not that bad!
Sonny Kiriakis: Yes, you are!
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Chad DiMera: Hey, Paul, look on the bright side: at least you weren't married to Sonny when you found out. You could have had a situation like with me, Abby, and Stefan!
Paul Narita: Yeah...I guess you have a point there. Well, then in that case I'm glad I don't live in Salem anymore and I don't have to deal with this.
Brady Black: Oh, no, no, no, no. You are NOT leaving me alone to deal with this! You wheel your *bleep* back here right now!
Paul Narita: Sorry, late for physical therapy.
Brady Black: Damn you, Paul!
Leo Stark: Oh, come on, Brady! We have so much to catch up on. We have so much in common: we love alcohol, we love sex, we both married our brothers' ex-fiances.
Leo Stark: And Paul! We both discovered our real father in our adult lives, we're both gay, we have the same taste in men, we were both hired by Kate Roberts.
Paul Narita: Wait, what?!
Leo Stark: ...Oh, poop.
Kate Roberts DiMera: Hey, Leo...how would you like to try a plate of my famous chocolate fudge brownies?
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Leo Stark: No, thanks. They're fattening.
Leo Stark: I wonder what it's like having an older brother like Brady? This should be fun!
Belle Black: Oh, yeah, tons of fun! He's the best brother ever. He never mistreats his siblings!
Sami DiMera: Yeah! He would never unknowingly help his girlfriend kidnap his niece or call you an idiot for dating someone evil when he's doing the same thing.
Eric Brady: Or blackmail the person you love into leaving Salem, then indirectly cause her death.
Paul Narita: Or play God with your life by bullying your boyfriend to stay with you out of pity.
Leo Stark: Hmm. Why do I get the feeling he really did do all those things?
Paul Narita:
What?! No way! That's crazy! He didn't do any of those things. He would never do any of those things. Why would you think he did all those things?
Leo Stark: Uh, maybe cause you laughed and mentioned "those things" three times in a row.
Leo Stark: Also 'cause I was spying on you and Will before you left town.
Paul Narita: Maybe I'm leading you into a false sense of security.
Paul Narita:
Dammit!
Leo Stark: AHA! I knew it!
Sami DiMera: I HATE YOU, PAUL!