In addition to the unkind "Mayor McSleeze" headline seen onscreen today, this week's
Intruder contains numerous other hard-hitting stories.
John Black Vanishes: Has Salem's Coma King Gone Missing Yet Again!
Elderly Elvis Seen at the West Salem Mall: Shocking Eyewitness Stories!
How You Can Protect Yourself from Salem's Crooked Judiciary: Ten Hot Tips from the Salem Bar Association!
Joey Johnson Goes to Jail for Ava Vitali Slaying: How Many Weeks Will He Actually Serve?!
Where to Get the Best Breakfast Burrito in Town: The
Intruder's All-Knowing Food Critic Weighs In!
Kissless Roman Brady Cashes In: Three Smooches in Rapid Succession! Check Out Our Amazing Photos!
Ask the Forest Preserve Bear: This Week's Question -- What's the Key to My Child's Success at Salem U.?
Forest Preserve Bear: "Easy. It's
Connections. With them, the kid
can drop out and get a high-paying
job before freshman year ends."