DrBakerFan
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CLUB TBD NOW UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP
Informed sources have confirmed that Titan-Europe executive Mr. Sonny Kiriakis has sold the popular Club TBD to former professional assassin Mr. Eduardo Hernandez. This means that Salemites can now enjoy fine food and drink while thrilling at the presence of a retired stone-cold killer. And because Mr. Hernandez is the father of Salem P.D. detective Rafael Hernandez, customers need not worry about being accosted by grifters and pickpockets while at the club. It's also been reported that Mr. Hernandez plans to set his club apart from that seedy gin mill Edge of the Square (aka Club Belle) by banning the following:
Informed sources have confirmed that Titan-Europe executive Mr. Sonny Kiriakis has sold the popular Club TBD to former professional assassin Mr. Eduardo Hernandez. This means that Salemites can now enjoy fine food and drink while thrilling at the presence of a retired stone-cold killer. And because Mr. Hernandez is the father of Salem P.D. detective Rafael Hernandez, customers need not worry about being accosted by grifters and pickpockets while at the club. It's also been reported that Mr. Hernandez plans to set his club apart from that seedy gin mill Edge of the Square (aka Club Belle) by banning the following:
- drug dealers;
- homophobes;
- bratty, ill-mannered teens;
- women with blue chunks;
- those who loudly discuss their most intimate affairs in public;
- Andre DiMera (should he ever be released);
- and Samantha Gene Brady, the notorious Salem screecher, whose mere presence can cause people to break out in hives.