Monday April 10:
Dario vows to avenge his father by retaliating against Deimos. [Oh, give it up, Dario. Revenge has become such a tired plot line. Even Stefano, a connoisseur of revenge, must be saying, "Enough already."]
Tripp condemns Steve and Kayla for hurting his mother. [Tripp, before opening your big mouth, watch some old episodes of Days. You'll soon find that your mother made the wicked witch look like Shirley Temple.]
Tuesday April 11:
Marlena angrily confronts Victor about Eric. [Give it up Marlena. Confronting Victor is always a waste of time. All you're likely to get is a smirk and a bit of snark.]
Wednesday April 12:
Gabi accidentally walks in on a celebration for Abigail and Chad's upcoming vow renewal. [Go home, Gabi. Try taking care of your child for a change. You're turning into a regular Sami.]
Thursday April 13:
Chad and Lucas receive bad news about Countess Wilhelmina. [Gentlemen, let this faux cosmetics company die a natural death. Whatever made you think that it could compete with the major national brands?]
Claire and Theo have a romantic evening.
Friday April 14:
Julie warns Eli to stay away from Gabi. [Put a sock in it Julie. You're no judge of character as amply demonstrated by you worship of the memory of Tricky Nicky and your idealization of the feckless, faithless son, David.]
Scooter puts pressure on Nicole, who contemplates her next big move. [Go back to your Internet porn sites, Scooter. You have no idea who you're messing with.]
Abigail and Chad's vow renewal takes a stunning turn. [What happened, people? Did somebody get shot, show a sex tape, or verbally disrupt the proceedings?]