39 minutes where nothing of importance happens and no new episode of Body and Soul.
Show opens with a new apartment searching Chad and Stephanie, they found a dark and dingy place with 3 bedrooms across the street from the park and within walking distance of the kids' school. After discussing how great the place is they kiss.
Maggie is working from home as Alex walks in. He tells Maggie he is moving out.
Xander is at the office, says the paper is down 13% from year to date. Chloe has sold a huge online ad buy of a cactus on an airplane, a “Southwest Getaway” deal. Chloe and Xander then make ookey noises and do several things you don’t do at a workplace.
Gwen and Kristen look over the ring and discuss the “joy” of the wedding. Kristen flashes back on Dimitri telling her about the plan.
Replay of Leo and Dimitri in an adult hug.
Stephanie and Chad want to christen the place first. Brady walks in on them. He is looking for a place for him and his children. Yes, Brady said children.
Chloe and Xander continue their adult activities.
Gwen tries to explain how Dimitri swept her off her feet. Kristen isn’t very caring.
Leo and Dimitri break off the kiss, Leo slaps Dimitri. Leo goes on and on about how Dimitri is just trying to use sex to silence him.
Gwen walks in on Chloe and Xander. Chloe is able to get dressed, while Xander stands with the picture of the cactus with a lasso on a plane covering his, ummm, “bits”. Gwen tells him his cactus looks a bit pricklier than the last time she saw it. Xander claims there is nothing wrong with his cactus. Gwen turns and Xander gets dressed. Gwen tells Xander she doesn’t care.
Leo tries to blackmail Dimitri. Dimitri tells Leo he is not straight.
Brady is going to fire his realtor as he is always coming in late to these apartment deals. Brady congratulates Chad on his new job.
Alex is moving out as he isn’t sleeping well. Maggie tells Alex that he has one of the nicest rooms in the west wing, if it’s the mattress then Henderson can find him a new one. Alex says it’s Maggie, she is the reason he is moving out.
Kristen has made it home and is on the phone freaking out because Megan has escaped. She is talking with EJ. The secret door opens, Kristen grabs a fireplace poker as in walks Rachel. They hug.
Stephanie and Chad discuss furniture and beds, hotels have bigger kitchens. They will get the keys to the place in an hour. Chad runs over to Maggie’s to let her know
Alex doesn’t want to live in the same house with the woman who fired him. A house that has a west wing. I guess he needs to continue with Marlena if women threaten his poor little ego so much. Alex continues to explain to Maggie every single way she has hurt him. Maggie wants him to say goodbye to his Uncle Victor. Victor is taking a nap. Maggie tells Alex that they are family. Alex tells Auntie he will see her around.
Brady runs into Chloe in the town square. Brady is trying to find a place before Rachel returns from camp. Brady gets a call from camp. They tell him Rachel is missing.
Meanwhile at the DiMansion, Rachel is reading her mother the riot act because Kristen didn’t come say bye bye to her as she left for camp, didn’t help her pack or anything. Kristen tells Rachel that mean old Auntie Megan had her locked up in the basement. Rachel doesn’t want to go back to camp.
Leo and Dimitri discuss the nature of Dimitri’s preferences in bed partners. Dimitri agrees Gwen is simply a means to an end.
Xander continues to dress while discussing Dimitri. Gwen defends her choice of men. Gwen flips Xander the bird, no wait it’s her ring finger. She flashes that ginormous ring at him.
Dimitri and Leo discuss more preferences that Dimitri has. There might have been a mention of a subterranean peacock by Leo.
Xander doesn’t think Gwen is thinking this through. Xander is concerned that Gwen is doing this to get back at him. Gwen calls him out on his ego being so huge that Gwen can’t move on.
Leo and Dimitri discuss things that happened in Beyond Salem. The gist of the thing is that Dimitri is deeply in lust with Leo. They fall onto the bed.
Brady is not happy with the camp counselors for letting Rachel escape, but Brady knows where she's going.
Kristen and Rachel discuss the custody agreement.
Chad walks into the Kiriakis living room to a working Maggie. Chad came to give Maggie his answer.
Stephanie is walking around the place with color swatches. Alex is looking at that apartment too.
Leo and Dimitri have completed their adult activity. They discuss Dimitri’s magic part. Leo wants Dimitri to walk back the proposal. Dimitri genuinely likes Gwen, but it’s Leo that Dimitri wants. They discuss all the money that Dimitri is subject to lose. Leo asks if the codicil states Dimitri must be married to a person of the female persuasion?
Gwen has her fingers in her ears going “la la la la” as Xander tries to talk to her. Why is Gwen still in town? Xander is concerned for Gwen. Gwen wants Xander to stop fornicating in the office and to please sanitize all places their bums were placed.
Chad has accepted the job with Maggie. Maggie tells Chad that Alex has moved out.
Stephanie tells Alex that she and Chad took the apartment that Alex wanted and that Chad took the job that Alex had. Stephanie hopes none of this will hurt the progress that Alex and Stephanie have made.
Brady struts into the DiMera living room demanding to see his daughter.
Chad and Stephanie kiss in the new set, oops apartment kitchen/livingroom. Knock at the door, it’s Alex. He rented the place right across the hallway from them!! Who could have guessed it was available?
Xander is cleaning the desks per Gwen’s request. Chloe breaks the news about Rachel missing.
Kristen and Brady yell at each other over their missing child. Rachel overhears the fight.
Gwen calls Matty and tells him that she’s accepted Dimitri’s proposal. Apparently, Gwen is a person we are supposed to care for.
Dimitri talks of his old-world family. Dimitri must marry a woman. Leo and Dimitri continue to chat in bed about their affection towards each other. Rachel is listening at the door. EWWWWW.
Show opens with a new apartment searching Chad and Stephanie, they found a dark and dingy place with 3 bedrooms across the street from the park and within walking distance of the kids' school. After discussing how great the place is they kiss.
Maggie is working from home as Alex walks in. He tells Maggie he is moving out.
Xander is at the office, says the paper is down 13% from year to date. Chloe has sold a huge online ad buy of a cactus on an airplane, a “Southwest Getaway” deal. Chloe and Xander then make ookey noises and do several things you don’t do at a workplace.
Gwen and Kristen look over the ring and discuss the “joy” of the wedding. Kristen flashes back on Dimitri telling her about the plan.
Replay of Leo and Dimitri in an adult hug.
Stephanie and Chad want to christen the place first. Brady walks in on them. He is looking for a place for him and his children. Yes, Brady said children.
Chloe and Xander continue their adult activities.
Gwen tries to explain how Dimitri swept her off her feet. Kristen isn’t very caring.
Leo and Dimitri break off the kiss, Leo slaps Dimitri. Leo goes on and on about how Dimitri is just trying to use sex to silence him.
Gwen walks in on Chloe and Xander. Chloe is able to get dressed, while Xander stands with the picture of the cactus with a lasso on a plane covering his, ummm, “bits”. Gwen tells him his cactus looks a bit pricklier than the last time she saw it. Xander claims there is nothing wrong with his cactus. Gwen turns and Xander gets dressed. Gwen tells Xander she doesn’t care.
Leo tries to blackmail Dimitri. Dimitri tells Leo he is not straight.
Brady is going to fire his realtor as he is always coming in late to these apartment deals. Brady congratulates Chad on his new job.
Alex is moving out as he isn’t sleeping well. Maggie tells Alex that he has one of the nicest rooms in the west wing, if it’s the mattress then Henderson can find him a new one. Alex says it’s Maggie, she is the reason he is moving out.
Kristen has made it home and is on the phone freaking out because Megan has escaped. She is talking with EJ. The secret door opens, Kristen grabs a fireplace poker as in walks Rachel. They hug.
Stephanie and Chad discuss furniture and beds, hotels have bigger kitchens. They will get the keys to the place in an hour. Chad runs over to Maggie’s to let her know
Alex doesn’t want to live in the same house with the woman who fired him. A house that has a west wing. I guess he needs to continue with Marlena if women threaten his poor little ego so much. Alex continues to explain to Maggie every single way she has hurt him. Maggie wants him to say goodbye to his Uncle Victor. Victor is taking a nap. Maggie tells Alex that they are family. Alex tells Auntie he will see her around.
Brady runs into Chloe in the town square. Brady is trying to find a place before Rachel returns from camp. Brady gets a call from camp. They tell him Rachel is missing.
Meanwhile at the DiMansion, Rachel is reading her mother the riot act because Kristen didn’t come say bye bye to her as she left for camp, didn’t help her pack or anything. Kristen tells Rachel that mean old Auntie Megan had her locked up in the basement. Rachel doesn’t want to go back to camp.
Leo and Dimitri discuss the nature of Dimitri’s preferences in bed partners. Dimitri agrees Gwen is simply a means to an end.
Xander continues to dress while discussing Dimitri. Gwen defends her choice of men. Gwen flips Xander the bird, no wait it’s her ring finger. She flashes that ginormous ring at him.
Dimitri and Leo discuss more preferences that Dimitri has. There might have been a mention of a subterranean peacock by Leo.
Xander doesn’t think Gwen is thinking this through. Xander is concerned that Gwen is doing this to get back at him. Gwen calls him out on his ego being so huge that Gwen can’t move on.
Leo and Dimitri discuss things that happened in Beyond Salem. The gist of the thing is that Dimitri is deeply in lust with Leo. They fall onto the bed.
Brady is not happy with the camp counselors for letting Rachel escape, but Brady knows where she's going.
Kristen and Rachel discuss the custody agreement.
Chad walks into the Kiriakis living room to a working Maggie. Chad came to give Maggie his answer.
Stephanie is walking around the place with color swatches. Alex is looking at that apartment too.
Leo and Dimitri have completed their adult activity. They discuss Dimitri’s magic part. Leo wants Dimitri to walk back the proposal. Dimitri genuinely likes Gwen, but it’s Leo that Dimitri wants. They discuss all the money that Dimitri is subject to lose. Leo asks if the codicil states Dimitri must be married to a person of the female persuasion?
Gwen has her fingers in her ears going “la la la la” as Xander tries to talk to her. Why is Gwen still in town? Xander is concerned for Gwen. Gwen wants Xander to stop fornicating in the office and to please sanitize all places their bums were placed.
Chad has accepted the job with Maggie. Maggie tells Chad that Alex has moved out.
Stephanie tells Alex that she and Chad took the apartment that Alex wanted and that Chad took the job that Alex had. Stephanie hopes none of this will hurt the progress that Alex and Stephanie have made.
Brady struts into the DiMera living room demanding to see his daughter.
Chad and Stephanie kiss in the new set, oops apartment kitchen/livingroom. Knock at the door, it’s Alex. He rented the place right across the hallway from them!! Who could have guessed it was available?
Xander is cleaning the desks per Gwen’s request. Chloe breaks the news about Rachel missing.
Kristen and Brady yell at each other over their missing child. Rachel overhears the fight.
Gwen calls Matty and tells him that she’s accepted Dimitri’s proposal. Apparently, Gwen is a person we are supposed to care for.
Dimitri talks of his old-world family. Dimitri must marry a woman. Leo and Dimitri continue to chat in bed about their affection towards each other. Rachel is listening at the door. EWWWWW.