All the roads leading to Memphis.
Back in May, a video was posted that showed an audition for a crazed man who believes he is the real Elvis Presley, who on Halloween, in Memphis, speaks to several Salemites about a doctor who can bring people back to life. In case you forgot, here's a look back at the expected scene(s) to air around Halloween:
WOMAN: Elvis?
ELVIS: Who are you? And where the hell did you all come from?
WOMAN: Trick or treat.
ELVIS: Did you all just let yourselves in here because I did not hear a knock. Hey, hey, you're kind of making yourself at home there, ain't you darlin'?
WOMAN: I'm sorry, Mr...
ELVIS: Presley. Most folks know the name.
WOMAN: Oh, we're sorry if we intruded, but...
ELVIS: Hey, hey. Sorry...no costume, no candy.
WOMAN: We're not here for candy.
ELVIS: Ooh, autographs. (drops something) Butterfingers! Get it? Butterfingers (laughs)
WOMAN: Answer the question. What do you know about Stefano DiMera.
ELVIS: Ah, Stefano DiMera, let me see here. Say, wasn't he that side man over at Sun Records? Hmm?
WOMAN: Stefano DiMera, he was murdered. This is not funny.
ELVIS: Well, you know what's not funny? You all breaking in here into my house and coming in here and I don't even know y'all and you're asking me all kinds of questions. Now that's what's not funny. Now, I never heard of your friend here, Stefano DiMera,
WOMAN: Liar.
ELVIS: And I'm sorry for your loss, so...
WOMAN: Just who are you?
ELVIS: Again, the name is Elvis Aron Presley, and that's Aron with one A. That's good to know in case you're doing crosswords.
WOMAN: Mr. Presley, let me just say that I'm a huge fan.
ELVIS: Well, thank you ma'am, thank you very much.
WOMAN: And we're very sorry to have intruded on your holiday celebration but we just need you to answer a few questions for us and then we'll be on our way.
ELVIS: Look, I got a question for y'all first. Are y'all cops?
WOMAN: No.
ELVIS: Ah. Then you all have no right to be here on my property. Now get your butts out of my house, now!
WOMAN: We're not going anywhere.
ELVIS: Oh, yeah? You might want to rethink that pal.
WOMAN: Nice cap gun you got there, Elvis.
ELVIS: Yeah, you bet it is. It's an exact replica of my prized .38 special Smith & Wesson. And it's right upstairs, in my prized gun collection. Do you want to see it?
WOMAN: No thanks.
ELVIS: Well, you're going to see it up close and personal-like if you don't get your butts off my property, now!
WOMAN: You know, a normal person, which this guy isn't, would call the cops and get rid of us. What are you afraid of?
ELVIS: Nothing. Listen, I'll tell you what. Maybe I'll call the cops, how about that?
WOMAN: Oh, I'll save you the trouble. They're on their way.
ELVIS: Good. And just what complicated crime is it that you think that I have committed, huh?
WOMAN: We don't. We're just looking for some information. If you'd help, we'll help you.
ELVIS: Help you with what? Now I done told you already I don't know any Stefano guy.
WOMAN: But we think you know something. We're following a money trail. We traced a payment to a bank account in Memphis associated with this address.
ELVIS: Payment for what? Now you think I did something illegal because I am the picture postcard of clean living.
WOMAN: There's a doctor named Monica Darver who claims that she brought back Stefano from the dead.
ELVIS: You all are here about Dr. Darver? Why didn't y'all just say so from the damn beginning?
WOMAN: You know her?
ELVIS: Well, hell, of course I do.
WOMAN: Well, how do you know her?
ELVIS: Oh, I know her in a professional capacity. See, she has what you might call a unique area of expertise.
WOMAN: Oh, my God, are you saying you hired Dr. Darver...
ELVIS: To bring a man back from the dead? Why, yes ma'am, I did.
WOMAN: You paid Dr. Darver to bring Stefano back?
ELVIS: Oh, good God, no. I told you, I never heard of this Stefano guy until tonight.
WOMAN: Then what are you talking about?
ELVIS: Oh, please, now isn't it obvious. Huh? Come on now! The person I paid the doctor to bring back to life was me! The fans demanded it. Long live, The King!
WOMAN: I told you, this isn't funny. You know something about him, I know you do.
ELVIS: I can't tell you more than I already have.
WOMAN: No, if there's a chance he's still alive, I'll get the truth out of you one way or another.
ELVIS: Hands off The King!
Back in May, a video was posted that showed an audition for a crazed man who believes he is the real Elvis Presley, who on Halloween, in Memphis, speaks to several Salemites about a doctor who can bring people back to life. In case you forgot, here's a look back at the expected scene(s) to air around Halloween:
WOMAN: Elvis?
ELVIS: Who are you? And where the hell did you all come from?
WOMAN: Trick or treat.
ELVIS: Did you all just let yourselves in here because I did not hear a knock. Hey, hey, you're kind of making yourself at home there, ain't you darlin'?
WOMAN: I'm sorry, Mr...
ELVIS: Presley. Most folks know the name.
WOMAN: Oh, we're sorry if we intruded, but...
ELVIS: Hey, hey. Sorry...no costume, no candy.
WOMAN: We're not here for candy.
ELVIS: Ooh, autographs. (drops something) Butterfingers! Get it? Butterfingers (laughs)
WOMAN: Answer the question. What do you know about Stefano DiMera.
ELVIS: Ah, Stefano DiMera, let me see here. Say, wasn't he that side man over at Sun Records? Hmm?
WOMAN: Stefano DiMera, he was murdered. This is not funny.
ELVIS: Well, you know what's not funny? You all breaking in here into my house and coming in here and I don't even know y'all and you're asking me all kinds of questions. Now that's what's not funny. Now, I never heard of your friend here, Stefano DiMera,
WOMAN: Liar.
ELVIS: And I'm sorry for your loss, so...
WOMAN: Just who are you?
ELVIS: Again, the name is Elvis Aron Presley, and that's Aron with one A. That's good to know in case you're doing crosswords.
WOMAN: Mr. Presley, let me just say that I'm a huge fan.
ELVIS: Well, thank you ma'am, thank you very much.
WOMAN: And we're very sorry to have intruded on your holiday celebration but we just need you to answer a few questions for us and then we'll be on our way.
ELVIS: Look, I got a question for y'all first. Are y'all cops?
WOMAN: No.
ELVIS: Ah. Then you all have no right to be here on my property. Now get your butts out of my house, now!
WOMAN: We're not going anywhere.
ELVIS: Oh, yeah? You might want to rethink that pal.
WOMAN: Nice cap gun you got there, Elvis.
ELVIS: Yeah, you bet it is. It's an exact replica of my prized .38 special Smith & Wesson. And it's right upstairs, in my prized gun collection. Do you want to see it?
WOMAN: No thanks.
ELVIS: Well, you're going to see it up close and personal-like if you don't get your butts off my property, now!
WOMAN: You know, a normal person, which this guy isn't, would call the cops and get rid of us. What are you afraid of?
ELVIS: Nothing. Listen, I'll tell you what. Maybe I'll call the cops, how about that?
WOMAN: Oh, I'll save you the trouble. They're on their way.
ELVIS: Good. And just what complicated crime is it that you think that I have committed, huh?
WOMAN: We don't. We're just looking for some information. If you'd help, we'll help you.
ELVIS: Help you with what? Now I done told you already I don't know any Stefano guy.
WOMAN: But we think you know something. We're following a money trail. We traced a payment to a bank account in Memphis associated with this address.
ELVIS: Payment for what? Now you think I did something illegal because I am the picture postcard of clean living.
WOMAN: There's a doctor named Monica Darver who claims that she brought back Stefano from the dead.
ELVIS: You all are here about Dr. Darver? Why didn't y'all just say so from the damn beginning?
WOMAN: You know her?
ELVIS: Well, hell, of course I do.
WOMAN: Well, how do you know her?
ELVIS: Oh, I know her in a professional capacity. See, she has what you might call a unique area of expertise.
WOMAN: Oh, my God, are you saying you hired Dr. Darver...
ELVIS: To bring a man back from the dead? Why, yes ma'am, I did.
WOMAN: You paid Dr. Darver to bring Stefano back?
ELVIS: Oh, good God, no. I told you, I never heard of this Stefano guy until tonight.
WOMAN: Then what are you talking about?
ELVIS: Oh, please, now isn't it obvious. Huh? Come on now! The person I paid the doctor to bring back to life was me! The fans demanded it. Long live, The King!
WOMAN: I told you, this isn't funny. You know something about him, I know you do.
ELVIS: I can't tell you more than I already have.
WOMAN: No, if there's a chance he's still alive, I'll get the truth out of you one way or another.
ELVIS: Hands off The King!