DaysLady
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A teacher was doing a lesson on whales and stated that though whales are very large, their throats are very small and it would be impossible to swallow a human.
A little girl said "Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
The teacher told the little girl that it was impossible. There was no way a whale could have swallowed him.
So the little girl said "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah about it."
Annoyed, the teacher says "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then YOU can ask him."
A little girl said "Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
The teacher told the little girl that it was impossible. There was no way a whale could have swallowed him.
So the little girl said "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah about it."
Annoyed, the teacher says "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then YOU can ask him."
Loved this one, sounds just like my Grandson.