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Brady Pub
SalemBurgerBoy - 3 stars
The Brady Pub is a decent place to get a good meal. The downside to eating at the pub is you never know when you'll run into Roman Brady's twins, "Fallen Father" Eric and "Salem Screecher" Sami (not to be confused with his other twins, Creepy Cassie and Raving Rex, who arrived in Salem via space pod). Hard to say which twin is worse. They both tend to make one lose their appetite, especially when Sami starts screeching or Sourpuss Eric starts scowling. And if the current Mrs. Hernandez, Nicole Walker, is there when Sami is, look out, because food will start flying. This kind of atmosphere would normally get a 1 star rating, but the Brady Burgers and Ma Brady's clam chowder are definitely 5 star, so I figure 3 stars kind of evens it out. As long as the twins aren't there, you should have a pleasant meal. But if either of them pop in, ask your server to box up your meal to go.
Kiriakis Industries
Interns-R-Great - 1 star
Do not, under any circumstances, work for this company in any capacity. I did a summer internship at this place. Management changes at the drop of a hat, nobody knows what they're doing, and for a multi-billion dollar company, most business is conducted at the Brady Pub or Horton Town Square. Seriously. I heard through the grapevine they hired an intern who was a rapist. Word has it he was killed by that nutcase Jan Spears and she framed inept lawyer, Belle Black Brady. On the days old man Kiriakis comes into the office, stay out of his way or you'll take a verbal beating for just existing. The only upside is that sometimes his wife (who some suspect writes the Ruffles McRed column at the Spectator) brings in tasty lemon bars to share with the staff.
Salem Police Department
FormerCopMan - 1 star
I wish I could give this place zero stars or even negative stars. I have never in my career worked for a place that is so dysfunctional. The police in this town commit more crimes than the criminals. I heard that Hope Brady murdered Stefano DiMera and that current Commissioner Rafe Hernandez helped her cover up the crime. Don't know how true it is, because supposedly DiMera was spotted in surveillance photos feeding squirrels in some park. Take this all with a grain of salt. I moved to Chicago to get a job because there is less crime.
Dr. Marlena Evans
HortonWannaBe - 1 star
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to Dr. Marlena Evans for mental help. She's been possessed by the devil quite a few times and did terrible things to various Salem residents while he was in control. So you think you're baring your soul to this professional, when it could actually be the devil, who will then blab your secrets all over town. In addition, she raised those horrid twins, Sami and Eric Brady. Anyone who did such a terrible job with their own kids shouldn't be allowed to give anybody advice. She's not fit to raise a couple of goldfish.
SalemBurgerBoy - 3 stars
The Brady Pub is a decent place to get a good meal. The downside to eating at the pub is you never know when you'll run into Roman Brady's twins, "Fallen Father" Eric and "Salem Screecher" Sami (not to be confused with his other twins, Creepy Cassie and Raving Rex, who arrived in Salem via space pod). Hard to say which twin is worse. They both tend to make one lose their appetite, especially when Sami starts screeching or Sourpuss Eric starts scowling. And if the current Mrs. Hernandez, Nicole Walker, is there when Sami is, look out, because food will start flying. This kind of atmosphere would normally get a 1 star rating, but the Brady Burgers and Ma Brady's clam chowder are definitely 5 star, so I figure 3 stars kind of evens it out. As long as the twins aren't there, you should have a pleasant meal. But if either of them pop in, ask your server to box up your meal to go.
Kiriakis Industries
Interns-R-Great - 1 star
Do not, under any circumstances, work for this company in any capacity. I did a summer internship at this place. Management changes at the drop of a hat, nobody knows what they're doing, and for a multi-billion dollar company, most business is conducted at the Brady Pub or Horton Town Square. Seriously. I heard through the grapevine they hired an intern who was a rapist. Word has it he was killed by that nutcase Jan Spears and she framed inept lawyer, Belle Black Brady. On the days old man Kiriakis comes into the office, stay out of his way or you'll take a verbal beating for just existing. The only upside is that sometimes his wife (who some suspect writes the Ruffles McRed column at the Spectator) brings in tasty lemon bars to share with the staff.
Salem Police Department
FormerCopMan - 1 star
I wish I could give this place zero stars or even negative stars. I have never in my career worked for a place that is so dysfunctional. The police in this town commit more crimes than the criminals. I heard that Hope Brady murdered Stefano DiMera and that current Commissioner Rafe Hernandez helped her cover up the crime. Don't know how true it is, because supposedly DiMera was spotted in surveillance photos feeding squirrels in some park. Take this all with a grain of salt. I moved to Chicago to get a job because there is less crime.
Dr. Marlena Evans
HortonWannaBe - 1 star
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to Dr. Marlena Evans for mental help. She's been possessed by the devil quite a few times and did terrible things to various Salem residents while he was in control. So you think you're baring your soul to this professional, when it could actually be the devil, who will then blab your secrets all over town. In addition, she raised those horrid twins, Sami and Eric Brady. Anyone who did such a terrible job with their own kids shouldn't be allowed to give anybody advice. She's not fit to raise a couple of goldfish.