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As all Days viewers know, certain luckless individuals who do not possess either DiMera immunity or a Bo Brady exemption from the provisions of the state penal code have actually been sentenced to prison. Listed below are the inmate favorites they have inspired.

Alcoholic Beverage
Nicole Walker's Prison Pruno

This illicit prison libation is definitely not available in the cafeteria, but only directly from the brewmaster in selected cells. Available varieties depend on whatever fermentable fruit or vegetable has been served to the inmates. Sold only to those with a sufficient number of cigarette packs. It was Nicole's favorite drink while waiting for a pardon from the governor.

Entrées
Dr. Baker's Hamburger Sliders

Baby burgers just as they were prepared by the baby broker during his stint in the prison kitchen. It's double or nothing with this prison favorite -- they are either indescribably delicious or totally inedible.

Gus's Goulash
Made only with the finest ingredients in an attempt to replicate the dish served to the Alamanian elite. Prisoners who eat too much will have the overwhelming urge to address their social betters as "sir" and "madame."

Lucas Horton's Hotcakes
A favorite of inmates who are actually innocent of the crime for which they have been incarcerated. After they have been released, prisoners who made a habit of this breakfast favorite will find themselves making poor relationship choices and uttering empty threats against their enemies.

Nick Fallon's Fish Fillets
Brain food for the high IQ inmate. Prepared using only energy-efficient fuels developed by Nick himself.

Warden Jane's Jambalaya
The speciality of the house. In addition to the traditional ingredients, this dish contains body parts that the infamous warden was unable to sell to Salem University Hospital.

Dessert
Hope Brady's Flaming Cherry Sundae
Inspired by Hope's attempt to incinerate Bo Brady. This dessert treat is intended to help women inmates stop obsessing over the possibilty that in their absence their faithless husbands are having an affair with an old flame.

Coffee
Officer Dean's Double Latte

Added to the prison menu at the suggestion of the officer who was so frustrated by the rampant nepotism at the Salem P.D. that he went rogue, kidnapped Ciara, and held her for ransom. It's just like the ones brewed up at Salem police headquarters.
 
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