The Bye-Bye Game

LOL, Tami, I forgot about that one, good!
 
Poirot said:
Hmmm, let's see. How have characters in the past been written out? Or put to "rest" for a while?

Clyde takes Kate on a vacation to Hawaii, goes for a swim, is captured by someone in scubagear, put aboard a submarine, and vanishes for months. His body washes up on the beach there with him having no memory of what happened. Surprisingly, Ben is now in his mid-30s, while Jordan is early 40s.
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I started off loving this...and then, the idea that he came back as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter (PERIOD...the end of him)
 
Theresa gets beaten to death with a baby rattle. A bloody Will falls out of a pinata at Ari's birthday party. Kate is strangled by her blue hair while in bed with Clyde. Eric is shot (not with a camera) while praying in church. A gloved hand slits Clyde's throat as he's telling his plans to his new dirty money. Nicole suffocates when Daniel's Christmas scarf is stuffed in her mouth.

Kristen shows up in Melaswen, fights with everybody, and tells them that their's is a future worse than death - imprisonment on her island where Stefano also lives since he can't return to Salem. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
 
Hattie Adams (portrayed by Deidre Hall or her twin Andrea Hall Gengler) is released from wherever she is, and we discover all the plastic surgery & botox has seeped into her brain...she watches old YouTube clips and begins to "relate" to the Salem Serial Killer...

  • Maggie is beaten to with a box of wine (the show can't afford glass, don't you know). She doesn't die, but she & Victor divorce...he turns back into a ruthless (and FUN to watch!!!) snarky business tycoon while Maggie goes to work at the hospital talking to new parents & reading to kids who are in the ICU, etc.
  • Roman has his throat slashed & red-velvet cake is served at the wake (held in Club TBD cause I still think it looks like a funeral home hospitality room). Everyone chuckles at the irony.
  • Theresa is mistaken for Cassie & ends up chopped up & stuffed into a pinata.
  • Ben is walking through an alley & is beaten about the head with a brick (miraculously, his eyebrows remain intact).
  • Clyde is mistaken for Victor and Hattie chucks a toaster in the wooden wash-tub he's in "Cause it's a-Saturday! Ayuh!!"
  • Daniel is shot in the neck and tries to save himself with his necklace, but sadly...who cares. Chloe & Philip come back to claim THEIR son Parker.
  • Melanie is choked to death on Skittles & Red-Bull (I don't like comparing her in ANY way to Alice...but this'd just be funny).
  • Caroline goes to church and discovers the communal wine has been poisoned - she says "Not this baloney again!" and dumps it out, then goes home & gathers up all of her vests, stacks them up as high as a Christmas Tree in the square, then torches them all before going back to the Pub and making a nice batch of chowdah. Because...Caroline...
  • After Jordan leaves, Arthur - her cat - finally comes out from under the bed in search of food...he's rabid & angry and encounters a checkin-himself-out-in-the-mirror Brady and rips his throat out. Brady's last few moments are spent checking out his injuries in the backside of a bedpan while saying "Hattie..." over and over again. The inept Salem PD gives him hat after hat until Rafe finally figures out what he's been talking about & goes to arrest the culprit.
  • Hattie is turned by a martini-swilling Nicole and is sent to prison...she's shot on the prison rooftop and dies after confessing all.
 
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