Chapter 6, The Finale
THE HORTON RESIDENCE
Alice: Did someone steal my ornaments and then sell them on ebay?
Molly: Looks like they’re trying.
Alice: How much do they want?
Molly: $100 a piece!
Alice: I wouldn’t take a penny under $150! Who is this person who’s selling my ornaments?
Molly: They go by the name of DaysGrinch. Let me see if I can figure out who owns this account...
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Every actor
Who worked in DOOL-ville
Liked Salem a lot...
But the Grinch,
Who lived just north of DOOL-ville,
Did NOT!
The Grinch hated actors! The whole DOOL cast!
Sometimes it seemed he hoped the show wouldn’t last.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his budget was two sizes too small.
But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood outside his office, hating the Actors,
Staring down from on high with a sour, Grinchy frown
The Executive Producer despised the whole town.
For he knew every actor down in the DOOL-ville he trounced
was busy now, cashing their paychecks before they could bounce.
For, this week, he knew
All the cast and the crew
Would do something
He liked least of all!
Every Actor down in DOOL-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, and hang their Christmas ball.
But wait! But wait! The balls could fetch major coin.
So much so “I could rehire Deidre Hall.”
They’re antique. They’re sentimental. So ebay he did join.
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Molly: Unfrickingbelievable!
Alice: What is it, dear?
Molly: Dorkay. The Executive Producer. Dorkay is the Days Grinch!
Alice: He stole my ornaments???
Molly: You betcha.
Alice: And he sold them???
Molly: Have no fear, Mrs. H. I’ll take care of it. I’ll get you back your ornaments.
And she did. And she did.
Molly left and returned. A severe scolding and then some. Dorkay got what he deserved.
Now the balls were back right where they belonged.
In plenty of time for Christmas and the ceremonial hanging of the balls by the whole Horton throng.
Alice: Are they all here? All of them?
Molly: Yes. I got back every one.
Alice: Bless you, my child. And to all those we love, near and far, may the blessings of Christmas be with you now and all the days of our lives.
The End!
A Word From kpatch:
And bless YOU, all my loyal readers. Thank you for being there all year long, with your comments and encouraging words. I’ve had so much fun writing these stories over the past year and spending time with you. Look for more stories in the new year.
Happy holidays and a healthy, joyful new year to one and all!