DrBakerFan
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Now that Sami's Spoiler Edition has gone to a Part 2, John Black who once briefly hijacked her thread has decided to start his own to prove that people care more for his view of things than Sami's snarky opinions.
Steve to leave Salem: This can't happen. What's Black Patch without Patch? This is the worst thing to happen to me since my last coma.
Abigail doesn't know the paternity of her baby: She ought to call Black Patch. We're the masters of tamper-proof paternity tests.
Lani to stay in Salem: I don't want to be impolite, but Lani adds very little to the local scene. She can't solve crimes or tell the truth about the paternity of her unborn child. Abe should advise her to go back to Baltimore.
Stefan Zero to stay in Salem: OMG. This fourth-rate Stefano should just pack it up and leave. The old man had some class, but this creep seems to have crawled out of the Salem City Dump.
Kristen may return: The bad news just keeps on coming. Some people might think that Doc will be in danger again, but it's Kristen who'd better watch out. I'll make Kristen sorry that she ever heard of Salem. And that's a fact.
Steve to leave Salem: This can't happen. What's Black Patch without Patch? This is the worst thing to happen to me since my last coma.
Abigail doesn't know the paternity of her baby: She ought to call Black Patch. We're the masters of tamper-proof paternity tests.
Lani to stay in Salem: I don't want to be impolite, but Lani adds very little to the local scene. She can't solve crimes or tell the truth about the paternity of her unborn child. Abe should advise her to go back to Baltimore.
Stefan Zero to stay in Salem: OMG. This fourth-rate Stefano should just pack it up and leave. The old man had some class, but this creep seems to have crawled out of the Salem City Dump.
Kristen may return: The bad news just keeps on coming. Some people might think that Doc will be in danger again, but it's Kristen who'd better watch out. I'll make Kristen sorry that she ever heard of Salem. And that's a fact.