Eating at restaurants and drinking at bars and never having to pay. (Nobody ever seems to tip either. Those Town Square waitresses must really be "broke girls"). Never having to pay taxes. (Where does Mayor Carver get the money to run Salem?) Not needing a car -- every place in town is seconds away. An apparently tuition-free university -- no need for big student loans. (No wonder Paige passed on Stanford.) A totally litter-free community, which might explain why Snow White, the Town Square couch was always stain-free. Free medical care for all, meaning that people can stay at University Hospital as if it was a hotel. Of course, Salem does lack certain amenities: no pizza place, ice-cream store, or fast-food eatery. (Sonny and Paul would be well advised to give up the tough-guy routine and emulate Harold and Kumar by going to White Castle.)