I picked Horton Town Square. Where else can you see someone who's been shot come staggering in to point out his accuser, or a pregnant woman take a fall from the brick staircase, or a hair pulling cat-fight take place in front of the flower cart, or a crazed teen toss a chair into a store-front window, or a drunk beat his father within an inch of his life, or an off duty police officer toss a "prominent" citizen into a potted plant. Horton Town Square guarantees when work is slow there'll be plenty to keep you entertained.
On second thought, maybe Horton Town Square should be considered a danger zone and closed.