Explaining Will's life to him

Just Samantha said:
Will, you once got drunk and trashed your Aunt Maggie's kitchen.

You once worked for EJ DiMera and acted like a complete doodyhead.

Your mother Sami shot a dirty cop who was trying to kill your comatose former stepfather.

Your mother Sami once shot EJ DiMera in the head and left him for dead.

Your mother Sami has had more weddings than Elizabeth Taylor.

Your fake mother, Susan, once helped mean mean, mean Kristen pass off her own baby, Elvis, as your Grandpa John's son.

You cheated on your husband Sonny with some random guy in California.

Your thoroughly Irish Great-Grandmother, Caroline, serves up the best instant Chinese food in Salem.

Stefano DiMera, the father of the man you thought you were, once created 4 clones of your Grandma Marlena. So you better be sure it's the real Marlena you're talking to.

Your father killed your mother's fiance, then he and your Grandma Kate set it up for your mother to be arrested and convicted of the murder.

Your mother shot her teenage rapist in his family jewels.

Your mother once used special makeup to look like a man named Stan and got your Grandpa John hooked on drugs.
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You're on a roll today, JS. Keep it coming! :clap::clap::rotfl:
 
Here are a few more.

When she was young, your great-great aunt, former nun Colleen Brady, looked exactly like your mother, and once had an affair with Chad's grandfather, career criminal Santo DiMera, who as a young man looked exactly like his grandson, EJ.

Your great-grandmother Caroline once had an affair with Victor Kiriakis, and later practically raised your mother's younger children single-handed because she was always dumping them at the Pub.

Your mother and Grandma Kate once threw the eccentric science genius Nick Fallon into the icy Salem River. Nick only survived because he was saved by Percy Ruggles an English birdwatcher and Town Square Santa. Percy was later forced to leave Salem by your mother's rapist, paramour, and sometime husband, EJ DiMera.

The mother of your child, Gabi Hernandez, later murdered this Nick Fallon and was sentenced to prison. Because she is part of the privileged Salem in-crowd, she served a remarkably short sentence, As a result, Nick's biggest cheerleader, the current co-owner of Doug's Place, Julie Williams, HATES Gabi.

Your late Uncle Bo's real father was the aforementioned Victor Kiriakis. During his glory days, Uncle Bo was a police detective who was also one of Salem's leading felons, specializing in breaking and entering.

Your mother's twins, Allie and Johnny, have different fathers. Don't ask how that happened. You should never mention Allie. It's just not done.

Your mother HATES your Aunt Carrie who once had the very serious hots for Rafe Hernandez.

Your mother probably still HATES Chad's wife, Abigail Deveraux DiMera, because she trysted with her "changed" EJ at the Horton cabin and later took a steamy shower with him at the local athletic club.

Your mother thinks that your Uncle Eric is the bad twin. Uncle Eric used to be a priest, but quit soon after a sex-tape in which he starred was played at a wedding where he was presiding. Since then he's been popularly known as the Salem sourpuss. Recently, his gloomy expression is the result of his true love, the much-married Nicole Walker, being forced out of Salem by Kiriakis family blockhead, Brady Black.
 
You all have such crisp memories. Mine are sometimes vague. Can someone help with this vague recollection. Didn't Sami dangle a Will doll over a cliff to do something bad? Can't quite remember but I can sort of see it. Or was it Kate?
 
Kate and Lucas were trying to kill Sami by pretending Will was ready to fall off a cliff (or building). They dangled the doll, so Sami would go after it and try and save him. I think they drugged her drink or food, so she was woozy. And I think they used a recording of Will crying to calling out to Sami to save him.
 
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