I happen to live in a touristy area, filled with wild bears, deer, racoons, skunks, badgers, porcupines, and yes, even some elk....along with the cranes, ducks, eagles, geese, huge turtles, lots of fish, yada, yada. So, I have overheard some comments while in town. I truly think I will google that book.Thanks for the heads up.
Art Linkletter used to say that "kids say the darndest things"....I think some people do, too. Even more "darnest". LOL