Sami: I wonder how my saintly brother Eric is doing? Well, I know he's definitely not driving drunk and accidentally causing a car pileup! He'd never do that!
Belle: Man, I'm so lonely. It's been 45 minutes since a guy stared at me googly-eyed.
[Chad passes by.]
Zombie Chad: I love Abby Belle. I must sleep with Abby Belle. Oh look there's BelleAbby Belle. Must smile.
[Chad smiles at Belle.]
Belle: Hmm...I haven't married him before, but he might do....
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