Salem is great place to live, because

With Allie gone, Sweet Bits might close, meaning that it might be replaced with a real bakery.

These days, male DiMeras only seem to plot against each other.

Sami is gone and seems to have no plans to return.

The cops are so busy dealing with their personal problems that they don’t have time to give parking and speeding tickets.

Seemingly deceased persons have a good shot at resurrection.

Certain attorneys are so obviously bad that nobody would make the mistake of hiring them.

With Eric defrocked, nobody has to sit through one of his awful sermons.

The dull Spectator may be getting new, vigorous, creative owners.

The locals have the fun of guessing what outrageous outfit Leo will wear next.
 
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