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I put this in the Donuts thread, but wanted to create a thread so we can all have some fun.
Last night I was imagining the Salemites running for president.
John Black - people would be screaming to see his birth certificate (including him). His campaign motto would be "That's a fact".
Marlena - she can be in many places at once handling official business, thanks to the 4 Marlena clones that Stefano created.
Stefano - a president who is impervious to assassination, because he'd keep rising from the ashes.
Roman Brady - they wouldn't have to worry about scandals involving women, since he hasn't even had a kiss in umpteen years. His campaign motto would be "what da' hell??"
Victor - everybody would always tune in for all of his press conferences to hear his newest lines of snark.
Daniel (once resurrected) - his first order of business would be to add a tanning bed to the White House. He'd also change the color of the White House to "orange-glow". And, he'd change our national anthem to Surfin' USA.
Last night I was imagining the Salemites running for president.
John Black - people would be screaming to see his birth certificate (including him). His campaign motto would be "That's a fact".
Marlena - she can be in many places at once handling official business, thanks to the 4 Marlena clones that Stefano created.
Stefano - a president who is impervious to assassination, because he'd keep rising from the ashes.
Roman Brady - they wouldn't have to worry about scandals involving women, since he hasn't even had a kiss in umpteen years. His campaign motto would be "what da' hell??"
Victor - everybody would always tune in for all of his press conferences to hear his newest lines of snark.
Daniel (once resurrected) - his first order of business would be to add a tanning bed to the White House. He'd also change the color of the White House to "orange-glow". And, he'd change our national anthem to Surfin' USA.