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The news is not good.....and tho I could be very serious and cite all the problems........I think better yet, I will let my friend, Prevuze, tell the story......
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So, here's the latest: My cautious optimism of last week has pretty much gone the same route as the cautious optimism many US politicians had at the time... you know, the ones that after the election are now without jobs.
I guess I have to conclude it's going to be difficult to find someone who has the time, technical skill and equipment to create and upload videos for us. We haven't gotten any new volunteers this week, but I have received several emails, FaceBook posts, tweets and comments on the order of:
"Prevuze (Spectator) is a bright spot in my day. Thank you for everything you do and please don't go away because of your satellite problems."
Awww, shucks... I appreciate all the nice comments and don't want to take away the bright spot in your day (even if you were exaggerating just a bit). So, we now have to go to Plan B. Or was that last scheme Plan B? Let's call this one Plan Q. NO! WAIT! IT'S A SATTELITE! LET'S CALL IT...
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!
So, to get Plan 9 From Outer Space off the ground – My transitions are nothing short of genius, don't you think? – I need to receive the following email from YOU...
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Dear Prevuze/Spectator:
I...
1. [live in Canada]
2. [live in Detroit, Buffalo or some other city that gets Canadian TV]
3. [Have a relative who lives in Canada]
4. [Am doing time in a Canadian prison]
5. [Have an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who lives in Canada and am willing to contact him/her and let bygones be bygones and let the past stay in the past]
6. [unlike most US citizens can actually find Canada on a map]
7. [drink Canada Dry (or have tried but got really drunk and hungover)]
...and want to help. I have broadband Internet and I get the day-ahead DOOL Canadian broadcast. I would love to share it with you and help get the Prevuze blog back on its feet (and the Salem Spectator day-ahead along with it), so that throngs of readers can continue to enjoy suppressing laughter so other people in their offices don't think they're nuts, or so they don't spew coffee through their noses onto their keyboards.
Yes, I want to do all that... BUT...
1. I'm busy. I don't want to do any work.
2. I don't want this to take any of my time.
3. I don't want to record the show. (There's enough crud on my DVR already.)
4. I don't want to upload video.
5. I don't have very good computer equipment and don't want to have to replace it, although I have seriously been thinking of upgrading to an ENIAC. (Take my word for it, the geeks out there are ROFL right now).
6. I don't want to put a satellite dish in my back yard that is bigger than my house.
7. And for God's sake don't ask me for any money or I'll have to lower my living standard and move to a place like the Hernandez hovel.
That's my final offer, Prevuze/Spectator. Take it or leave it. But I really do want to help. Let me know what I can do.
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That is about it folks. Neither of us no longer can get the feed in the middle of the night for a "day ahead", and we don't seem to have been able to get any assistance from those who do get to see it a day ahead. Yep, it is a commitment, extra work, and I cannot fault anyone at all.
With me being sick, and coughing all night long, I have had the chance to check other channels, etc. at weird and different hours, to no avail. The feed to Canada has disappeared, must be somewhere, tho..but cannot find it.
No clue, I have tried even checking the "free to air" schedules for the big dishes.....could not find a thing. Sorry everyone......
Barb
P.S. What we need is day ahead video.....and I know hearts are in the right place, but we do NOT need urls to other sites with next day summaries. That is what WE do. Summaries. And if we can't. We can't.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
So, here's the latest: My cautious optimism of last week has pretty much gone the same route as the cautious optimism many US politicians had at the time... you know, the ones that after the election are now without jobs.
I guess I have to conclude it's going to be difficult to find someone who has the time, technical skill and equipment to create and upload videos for us. We haven't gotten any new volunteers this week, but I have received several emails, FaceBook posts, tweets and comments on the order of:
"Prevuze (Spectator) is a bright spot in my day. Thank you for everything you do and please don't go away because of your satellite problems."
Awww, shucks... I appreciate all the nice comments and don't want to take away the bright spot in your day (even if you were exaggerating just a bit). So, we now have to go to Plan B. Or was that last scheme Plan B? Let's call this one Plan Q. NO! WAIT! IT'S A SATTELITE! LET'S CALL IT...
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!
So, to get Plan 9 From Outer Space off the ground – My transitions are nothing short of genius, don't you think? – I need to receive the following email from YOU...
* * * * *
Dear Prevuze/Spectator:
I...
1. [live in Canada]
2. [live in Detroit, Buffalo or some other city that gets Canadian TV]
3. [Have a relative who lives in Canada]
4. [Am doing time in a Canadian prison]
5. [Have an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who lives in Canada and am willing to contact him/her and let bygones be bygones and let the past stay in the past]
6. [unlike most US citizens can actually find Canada on a map]
7. [drink Canada Dry (or have tried but got really drunk and hungover)]
...and want to help. I have broadband Internet and I get the day-ahead DOOL Canadian broadcast. I would love to share it with you and help get the Prevuze blog back on its feet (and the Salem Spectator day-ahead along with it), so that throngs of readers can continue to enjoy suppressing laughter so other people in their offices don't think they're nuts, or so they don't spew coffee through their noses onto their keyboards.
Yes, I want to do all that... BUT...
1. I'm busy. I don't want to do any work.
2. I don't want this to take any of my time.
3. I don't want to record the show. (There's enough crud on my DVR already.)
4. I don't want to upload video.
5. I don't have very good computer equipment and don't want to have to replace it, although I have seriously been thinking of upgrading to an ENIAC. (Take my word for it, the geeks out there are ROFL right now).
6. I don't want to put a satellite dish in my back yard that is bigger than my house.
7. And for God's sake don't ask me for any money or I'll have to lower my living standard and move to a place like the Hernandez hovel.
That's my final offer, Prevuze/Spectator. Take it or leave it. But I really do want to help. Let me know what I can do.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
That is about it folks. Neither of us no longer can get the feed in the middle of the night for a "day ahead", and we don't seem to have been able to get any assistance from those who do get to see it a day ahead. Yep, it is a commitment, extra work, and I cannot fault anyone at all.
With me being sick, and coughing all night long, I have had the chance to check other channels, etc. at weird and different hours, to no avail. The feed to Canada has disappeared, must be somewhere, tho..but cannot find it.
No clue, I have tried even checking the "free to air" schedules for the big dishes.....could not find a thing. Sorry everyone......
Barb
P.S. What we need is day ahead video.....and I know hearts are in the right place, but we do NOT need urls to other sites with next day summaries. That is what WE do. Summaries. And if we can't. We can't.