Monday September 9:
Sarah struggles with whether or not to tell Eric she’s pregnant. [Of course she should tell him. The feckless sourpuss needs to get a real job so he can pay child support (assuming the child is his).]
Brady walks in as Victor is about to kill Ben. [Victor has lost it. Could it be time for Bayview to get another patient?]
Tuesday September 10:
Jack and JJ attempt to make a deal with Dr. Rolf. [Take Rolf to a good, local German restaurant for some draft beer brewed in the Fatherland and some tasty sauerbraten with potato dumplings and red cabbage, and he'll be sure to deal.]
Wednesday September 11:
Eli questions Stefan and Gabi about Kate’s shooting. [As usual, the Salem P.D. is barking up the wrong tree.]
Thursday September 12:
Eric breaks up with Sarah. [The Fallen Father Eric has no character. He uses women like squeeze toys until something better comes along. Loudmouth Sarah should have stayed far away from him. Instead, she ought to have considered a relationship with Mr. Safe Sex himself, Xander.]
Friday September 13:
Vivian sneaks into the hospital to finish off Kate. [As usual, Salem University Hospital has little or no security. A pride of hungry lions could invade the place and nobody would notice.]