DrBakerFan
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Tweet from the manager of the Salem Barnes & Noble: Big news, Salem! The revised edition of 101 Great Excuses for Cheaters by the late EJ DiMera will soon arrive! This hot title, by a man who was an accomplished professional cheater, provides invaluable advice for those whose infidelities have been discovered by their significant other.
Reply from Will: Reserve me a copy now. The stuff I've been using just isn't working very well.
Reply from Justin: Save one for me too. Those flight attendants on Emirates Airlines are really hot, so who knows what'll happen when I get back to Dubai.
Reply from Chad: I'd like one. I'm not cheating now, but being a DiMera, it's inevitable down the road. Be prepared, as father and the Boy Scouts always say.
Reply from Sami: Attention doody-heads, just for the record, EJ changed!! If my darling smoochy-moochy was still with me, he'd never cheat again!!
Reply from everyone in Salem who knew EJ:
Reply from Will: Reserve me a copy now. The stuff I've been using just isn't working very well.
Reply from Justin: Save one for me too. Those flight attendants on Emirates Airlines are really hot, so who knows what'll happen when I get back to Dubai.
Reply from Chad: I'd like one. I'm not cheating now, but being a DiMera, it's inevitable down the road. Be prepared, as father and the Boy Scouts always say.
Reply from Sami: Attention doody-heads, just for the record, EJ changed!! If my darling smoochy-moochy was still with me, he'd never cheat again!!
Reply from everyone in Salem who knew EJ: