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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because
A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen
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ktspirit
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she
soapkitty
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and
DaysLady
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder.
soapkitty
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her
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Sunnydaz
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles
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ktspirit
Guest
A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her
soapkitty
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz.
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ktspirit
Guest
A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land
stellasamifam
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem
soapkitty
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem by cascading waterfalls
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem by cascading waterfalls
Jammers
Well-Known Member
A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small
soapkitty
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small leprechaun with green
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small leprechaun with green
Jammers
Well-Known Member
A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small leprechaun with green eggs and ham.
PS: (I just cracked myself up! LOL)
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small leprechaun with green eggs and ham.
PS: (I just cracked myself up! LOL)
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small leprechaun with green eggs and ham. He says, "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!"
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small leprechaun with green eggs and ham. He says, "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!"
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A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin. I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small leprechaun with green eggs and ham. He says, "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!" Even though the
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette. Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree, a Maple, preferably, so I can kiss you passionately." Queen Elizabeth blushes but puckers up and her wrinkles seem to disappear. Her eyes are twinkling as she takes his arm, pulls him close, soap stares him and says "James, does this dress make me look young, sexy, hip? James Bond replied: "You look absolutely smashing, my dear!".
Suddenly Prince Philip appeared from nowhere! "Won't you introduce this handsome gent and his lovely entourage? I say "Bond? I thought your son was to join us?" "Son? I don't have a son. That is my boy toy Mark, who always arrives after dark. Would you like to meet him and check him out?" "No" replied the Prince, I want to know why the limo isn't carrying Paris Hilton? And where is Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Bond smirks, and reminds Prince Charming this is a beach, not a brothel, and he makes a bet he'll get sunburned on his naked head unless he wears his crown covered over with old warring roses. On his big ears he sprays whipped cream because when the Queen sees this she will ultimately lose her cool and scream bloody murder. Bond covers her eyes and ears, stopping her struggles, and whisks her away to Oz. In that land adjacent to Salem, by cascading waterfalls, lies a small leprechaun with green eggs and ham. He says, "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!" Even though the
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