Act II
BEHIND THE SCENES
Molly: Where’s my prop guy?
Chris: I’m here sweetie. What do you need?
Molly: Oh, thank heavens you’re here, Chris. Daniel just had a fitting and the seamstress says his pants still aren’t big enough.
Chris: Ooh goodie. That means Daniel will continue to parade around half naked.
Molly: No no no. What it means is that you have to keep making sure that he’s hiding behind some prop or other. Can you do that?
Chris: Sugar, can pigs fly?
Molly: No.
Chris: Honey, have you lost your sense of humor? It’s just a saying, sweetie.
Molly: Sorry Chris. I’m a nervous wreck. Live performances are just so much more taxing.
Chris: No worries, bubbala. I’ll get you a cup of Earl Grey tea. That’ll calm you right down.
Molly: Thanks Chris. Say Chris, you DO know that your role in the show as Queen Kate’s hit man is over. And you don’t have any more scenes. So why are you dressed in a dwarf costume?
Chris: This old thing? Sugar, it’s not a costume. I wear this all the time. Now what do you need me to move and where?
Molly: Start with the mirror. It needs to be hung on that wall over there.
Scene I
Cast of Characters:
Snow White - Chloe
Evil Queen - Kate
Sneezy - Max
Sleepy - Daniel
Dopey - Lucas
Doc - Dr. Baker
Happy - Philip
Bashful - Will
Grumpy - Victor
THE QUEEN’S CASTLE
Queen Kate: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
Mirror: Queen Kate, you are dazzling with your rainbow-colored hair; but Snow White is still, by far, the fairest of the fair.
Queen Kate: What did you say???
Mirror: You heard me.
Queen Kate: That can’t be! Snow White is dead.
Mirror: Alas, she is not!
Queen Kate: I saw to her demise myself!
Mirror: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Queen Kate: Well ... I hired someone. An incompetent boob!
Mirror: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
Queen Kate: You’re damn straight! Where is she? Where is Snow White?
Mirror: Let me turn on my GPS Tracker and get the coordinates for you.
Scene II
THE DWARF’S CABIN
Sneezy: What are you doing, Happy?
Happy: I’m adding up our second quarter revenues. Titan Coal Mines has made a 25% profit.
Grumpy: Check your numbers again, lame brain!
Happy: I checked them three times.
Grumpy: You need to subtract the class action lawsuit payouts due to allegations of black lung disease.
Happy: Uh oh, that means we’re operating at a deficit. The shareholders will be P-O'ed.
Sneezy: Achoo!
Snow White: Bless you Sneezy Max! Is that coal dust bothering your allergies again?
Sneezy: Achoo! Yes.
Grumpy: Ah, stuff a sock in it.
Sneezy: I gotta get me some more Claritin.
Dopey: I’m going to the mall today, Sneezy. I’ll get you some.
Sneezy: Thanks, Dopey!
Snow White: Could you drive me into town too, Dopey? I need to buy some fresh produce. I’m going to bake a pie later today.
Molly the Narrator: To be continued...