Facebook post from Salem Safety Co: Salem parents, does your child attend vile Salem High? As is well known, this so-called school is the foulest pest hole in the Middle West. So, don't delay. Order your child a Salem Safety Co. hazmat suit for school today! It will keep your child safe from the effects of sewage back-ups, foul pollutants that spew daily from the filthy heating ducts, and the deadly germs carried by the rats, mice, and roaches, which run free in the walls, ceilings, and cafeteria! Please note that our suits cannot protect your child from those students who share their parents appalling lack of morality and basic common sense. For that problem, may we suggest that your child have a chat with Father Louis at St. Luke's church.