Headlines from the Salem Intruder

[Just Samantha]

Xander: "I'm speechless. All I can say is that
when Ben Weston was running amok with
his neckties, he didn't strangle the right
woman."

Reply from Sami Brady DiMera Hernandez Horton Reed: Xander! How dare you talk about your mother this way? It's bad enough your brother Will is being so mean to me. If you keep this up, I'm not buying you a Christmas present!

 

[DrBakerFan]

Despite Maggie calling the Intruder a "rag" today, it's still the go-to place for the average Salemite for the week's dirt.

K-Mansion Showdown: Eve Donovan Insults Maggie's Taste and Attempts Some Unilateral Redecorating!

Sami's Screechathon Fails: Amnesiac Son Still Remembers Nothing, but Has Learned Sami Is Bad, Bad News!

Sad, Sad Sonny: His Pleas to Will Are Met with "No,No, No."

Paul's Heartbreak: Spurned by Will-Obsessed Sonny! Where Can He Turn Now for Love?!

Cop Shop Shocker: Hope Out -- Rafe in as Police Commissioner! Angry Mayor Abe Fires Her for Playing by the Rules!

Afraid That Brady Black Will Try to Frame You?: Valuable Tips from Our Legal Experts!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- Could You Solve Victor's Eve Problem?

Xander: "You bet. In a Salem second."

 

[DrBakerFan]

With Jenny preoccupied with JJ's fate, the Intruder serves up a helping of dirt to go with Salemites' holiday preparations.

Police Stunner: Angry Mayor Abe Rants and Raves as Internal Affairs Exonerates JJ Deveraux. You Won't Believe What He Said!

DiMansion Turmoil: Chad Demotes Kate and Boots Her out of the Family Mansion! The Shocking Details!

K-Mansion Chaos: Gold-Digging Eve Donovan Mocks Brady's Exposure of Her Sordid Past! The Sad Fate of Her Pathetic Victims!

Santa Scandal: How EJ DiMera Forced Popular Town Square Santa Percy out of Salem! Things Your Children Shouldn't Hear!

Hurricane Sami Finally Leaves Salem: Out Experts Assess the Damage!

Bad News for Theo: DiMera Witch Doctor Works No Miracles! What's the Next Step?!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question: What Do You Think of Brady's Plot to Expose Eve?

Xander: "Not much. You can't shame
the shameless. Instead, just show
her my picture. If Eve is interested in
staying alive, that should do the
trick."

 

[DrBakerFan]

As Jenny forgets work for family, the workaholic Intruder staff labors long hours to give Salemites a healthy portion of holiday dirt.

Coal for Christmas: The Five Most Deserving Salemites for 2017!

Things That Santa Saw on Christmas Eve: You Won't Believe Whose Sleeping with Whom!

The Ever-Shrinking Horton Ornament Fest: Why This Beloved Tradition Is Withering Away!

Christmas Miracle: Salem Sourpuss Eric Brady Actually Smiles and Says Ho, Ho, Ho! The Unbelievable Details!

Theo Fesses Up to Attempted Burglary: Why Isn't He Being Charged? More Shocking Salem Favoritism!

Hyper-loud Ciara Brady Ruining Christmas by Running Amok in Public Places: How to Protect Your Eardrums! Ten Tips from the Experts!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question: How Would You Shut up Ciara Brady?

Xander: "Easy -- just stuff her in a crawlspace and turn up the heat."

 

[DrBakerFan]

With Jenny fretting over Eric's apparent rejection and Adrienne missing in action, the Intruder kicks off 2018 with the lowdown on dirty Salem doings.

Dumped: Chad out at DiMera Enterprises: The Stunning Facts Behind This Sudden Change!

Meet Stefan O. DiMera -- Salem's Biggest Perv! You Won't Believe the Disgusting Things He's Done!

Storm Warning: Vivian Alamain Is Back in Salem: What's She's up to and Why She Isn't in Jail Where She Belongs!

Faithful Gus's Heartbreak: Left to Rot in Prison by Hardhearted Vivian, He Finds Solace in the Companionship of Other Incarcerated Salemites!

Musical Police Commissioners Brings Chaos to the Salem P.D.: Mayor Abe's Weird Reasons for Repeated Changes!

Salem's Towel Boys: Salem Hunks Strut Their Stuff for 2018!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- If You Were Chad DiMera, How Would You Deal With Usurper Stefan O.?

Xander: "How do you deal with pests like
roaches, rats, and termites? You exterminate
them. If Chad wants to go that route, and he
should, he ought to give me a call. Results are
guaranteed."

 

[DrBakerFan]

As Jenny consorts with Dr. Henry Shah and indulges in her new-found taste for codfish, the Intruder continues to dig deep into the compost heap that is Salem society for hard-hitting stories.

Theo Flees Salem: The Unbelievable Reason Why He Really Left!

Meet Anna DiMera the Wacky Urn Lady: Are Those Really Tony's Ashes She's Carrying?!

Chaos at DiMera Enterprises: Stefan Leads but Nobody Follows!

The Intruder Rates Gabi Chic Products: The Tacky Junk That You Should Avoid!

City Hall Mystery: Where's Mayor Abe?! No-Show Mayor Hasn't Been There in Months!

Locked and Loaded on Smith Island: Check out the Latest Additions to the Horton Cabin Raccoon Arsenal!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- How Should John Black Get the Truth from Vivian?

Xander: "I'd suggest stuffing her in
a crawlspace, but by now that's
trite. Instead, lock her a room
and feed her nothing but the
Pub's awful Wanchai Ferry entrees.

 

[Just Samantha]

Locked and Loaded on Smith Island: Check out the Latest Additions to the Horton Cabin Raccoon Arsenal!

We are quite interested in this story.

 

[DrBakerFan]

While Jenny adds to Eric's misery by consorting with the clueless Dr. Henry Shah, the Intruder keeps its eye on the prize by seeking out new and tastier Salem dirt.

Andre Murder Shocker: Who Isn't a Suspect!

Is Slimy Stefan O. a Real DiMera?: Our Investigation Digs up Some Truly Amazing Facts!

Single Salem Men -- Are You a New Baby Daddy?: Useful Tips from Our Experts!

Lyin' Roman Covers for Anna: Are There No Limits to What He'll Do for a Kiss?!

Whatever Happened to the Deimos Murder Investigation?: The Stunning Truth Behind the Salem P.D.'s Appalling Ineptitude!

You Too Can Solve the Andre Murder: Check out the Great Tips in Our Handy Guide to DiMera Murders!

Ask Xander -- This Week's Question: What's Your Take on the Andre Murder?

Xander: It shows a shocking lack of professionalism.
Who murders anyone with a funeral urn? Really?

 

[DrBakerFan]

With both Jenny and Adrienne missing in action, the Intruder brings Salemites total coverage of the Andre murder.

Last Rites Shocker: Crazed Ex-Con Invades Andre's Funeral! You Won't Believe the Heartless Things She Said!

Sad Kate Roberts: How Is She Coping with Her Beloved Andre's Tragic Death?!

Andre's All-Time Top Ten Crimes: Which Dastardly Deed Made Our Number One?!

Missing Security Tape Footage: What Is Stefan O. DiMera Trying to Hide?!

Fibbing Ex-Commish Lands in the Clink: Why He Tried to Cover for Urn-Obsessed Anna DiMera!

Lost-Cat Carrie Back in Salem: She Proclaims that Her Batty Mother Is Innocent! Could She Be Right?!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- How Do You Rate Andre DiMera's Criminal Career?

Xander: "The late Andre was strictly an
amateur who let his overwrought emotions
interfere with efficient criminality. And good
grief, who gets killed by being clubbed with
a funeral urn?"

 

[DrBakerFan]

With Jenny off dining with Dr. Henry Shad and Adrienne gone off to who knows where, the Intruder continues to cover the hottest dirt on the Salem scene.

Framed!: Salem P.D. Stupidly Arrests Gabi Based on Obviously Planted Evidence!

Mausoleum Horror: Dead Andre DiMera Pops out of His Casket During Funeral Fracas!

John Black: Why Is the Coma King Getting Poison from Thuggish Agents?! What Our Secret Photos Show!

Urn Heartbreak! How Anna DiMera Has Been Cruelly Separated from the Ashes of Her Beloved Tony!

Are You a Baby Daddy?: Ten Ways That You Can Learn the Truth!

Tracking Mayor Abe: Does He Ever Do Any Work?! The Shocking Results of Our Surveillance!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- What Do You Think of the ISA's Plot Against Steve Johnson?

Xander: "Amateurish and cruel.
Poison is for sadistic perverts. I
say that if you're going to take
somebody out, make it quick
and efficient."

 

[DrBakerFan]

As Jenny gobbles tasty donuts with Dr. Henry Shah, the Intruder staff is living on cold coffee and stale pizza as it gets Salemites the latest dirt.

Get to Work: Commissioner Brady and Fiance Bill and Coo as Deimos and Andre Killers Roam Free!

Are Your Donuts Safe?: The Shocking History of Salem Home-made Donuts!

Incompetence Rules: Why Hasn't University Hospital Learned What's Killing Steve Johnson?!

Rush to Judgment: Rabid D.A. Trask Foams at the Mouth as She Indicts Gabi! Just How Many Gaping Holes Are in Her Case?!

Frozen Smith Island: How Many Deadly Dangers Await Mid-Winter Visitors to Salem's Own Mini-Siberia?!

What's He Hiding?: Stefan O. DiMera's Magical, Gap-Filled Security Tapes!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- What's Your Take on Stefan O. DiMera?

Xander: "Don't Get Me Started. Uncle
Vic Wouldn't Let This Loser Within a
Half-Mile of His Mansion!"

 

[Just Samantha]

Frozen Smith Island: How Many Deadly Dangers Await Mid-Winter Visitors to Salem's Own Mini-Siberia?!

 

[DrBakerFan]

While Jenny schmoozes with sourpuss Eric, the Intruder keeps supplying its readers with what passes for the truth in Salem.

Kaboom!: Blowup at the K-Mansion as Maggie Walks out on Victor! Is Butler Henderson Next?!

Anguished Kate Roberts Speaks out: "John Black Is a Menace!" He Answers, "Whatever."

Stick It to Her: Hero Tripp Dalton Takes out ISA Maniac with Poison Needle in Tense Town Square Showdown!

Mausoleum Horror: Local Youths Recount Tale of Being Trapped Among Dead DiMeras!

Dumped!: Local Physician Jilted by Jennifer Deveraux in Mid-Date! Will He Take This out on His Poor Patients?!

Our Party Time D.A.: Melinda Trask Tipples with Stefan O. DiMera as Salem Criminals Laugh at the Law!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- What Do You Think of the ISA's Pamela van Damme?

Xander: "An incompetent, emotional,
erratic loser -- sort of a second-rate
Sami Brady. Extra-legal activity
requires the kind of cool, competent
professionalism that I demonstrate
on every assignment."

 

[DrBakerFan]

As Jenny watches the Hope-Rafe reception collapse in chaos, the brave Intruder staffers soldier on, keeping curious Salemites in the know.

Gabi Indicted: Nick Fallon's Killer to Be Tried for Andre Slaying! Can Biggest Loser D.A. Trask Finally Win One?!

Gabi's Lawyer, Justin Kiriakis, Brags: "I Can't Lose This Case!" Our Experts Determine if He's Delusional!

Rustic Cabin Weddings: Ten Ways That They Can Go Badly Wrong!

Is There Life After YouTube?: Five Major Online Music Flops Speak out!

K-Mansion Angst: Groveling Victor Pitiously Begs "Come Back to Me," While Maggie Says: No Way!"

Salem Shocker: Jenny Deveraux Puts a Smile on Eric Brady Face!: Check out Our Amazing Photos!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- What's Your Take on Rafe's Big Secret?

Xander: "Rafe had a one-night stand
after fickle Hope dumped him? Big
woop. Now if Hope had murdered
somebody and he'd hidden the body
in an abandoned building, that
would be a secret."

 

[DrBakerFan]

While Jenny attempts to console Hope, the Intruder marches on, dragging Salem's dirt into the cold light of day.

Busted: The Foul Attempt to Frame Gabi! The Latest Inside Info from Our DiMansion Moles!

Heartbreak: Distraught Hope Flees Salem Leaving Tearful Rafe Filled with Regrets!

Dilemma: Should You Tell Your Best Friend That His/Her Spouse is Cheating?! Our Experts Weigh in!

The Three Faces of Eve: Could Such a Case of Schizophrenia Happen to You?!

Plaintive Plea: Victor Begs Maggie to Return to the K-Mansion! Will She Give in? The Latest Odds Straight from Vegas!

Thud: Brady Black Falls off the Wagon -- Is Seen Boozing Big Time with Eve Donovan! Our Shocking Photos!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- What Do You Think of D.A. Melinda Trask?

Xander: "Not much. She's a phony-tough
D.A. who bullies the pathetic and the
defenseless, but she'd know better than to
mess with me!"

 

[DrBakerFan]

While Jenny frets with Kayla over Abigail's condition, the Intruder staffers selflessly put personal affairs aside to get out this week's dose of delicious dirt.

Busted: Stefan Caught with Andre's Phone! Can the Inept Salem P.D. Get the Goods on Him Now?!

Home at Last: Joyous Victor Welcomes Maggie Back to the Mansion, but Has He Really Changed His Ways?!

Dumped on His Wedding Day: Angry Eve Dumps Distraught Brady with a Great Big "I Don't!"

Is Your Spouse a Schizophrenic?: Ten Amazing Clues!

Does Mayor Abe Do Any Work?: We Followed Him for a Week! The Shocking Photos!

Who's Minding the Store?: Hong Kong Hope Puts Personal Needs First -- Abandons Salem to the Criminal Classes!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- What's Your Take on the Basic Black Battle?

Xander: "Much ado about nothing.
Who wants to buy clothing from some
cheesy Salem fashion house that
was founded by a guy who's always
about to go into yet another coma?

 

[DrBakerFan]

As Jenny continues to make eyes at gloomy Eric, the Intruder keeps its eyes on the prize.

Courtroom Chaos: Wronged Lover JJ Slugs Baby Daddy Eli!

Guys, Are You the Father of Your Fiancee's Baby?!: Six Important Clues!

How's Justin Doing?: Our Legal Experts Rate His Defense of Poor Gabi!

Hong Kong Phooey: Hooky-playing Commissioner Hope Leads Salemite Charge to Hong Kong! You'll Never Guess Who's There Too!

Takeover?: Dictator D.A. Trask Barks Orders at Police Headquarters and Cops Obey! Is the Mayor's Office Next?!

Going, going, gone?: As Steve Johnson's Vision Fades, Heartbroken Dr. Kayla Searches for a Miracle Cure! What Are Her Chances for Success?!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- What do you think of Justin's defense of Gabi?

Xander: "Sorry, but not much. In the
unlikely event that I need a criminal
defense attorney, I'll hire a real
lawyer."

 

[DrBakerFan]

As Jenny tries to recharge the moribund Spectator with Will's articles, the confident Intruder charges ahead, bringing Salemites all their favorite dirt.

Take Me Back -- Please!: Groveling Brady Uses Silly Magazine Contest to Win Back Eve!

Annulment?: Hard-Hearted Hope Tries to Annul Her Marriage -- Rafe Says: "See You in Court!"

Missing!: Dr. Marlena Evans Vanishes Yet Again. John Says: "I'll Find Her. That's a Fact!"

Convicted!: Tearful Gabi Dragged Away from Her Little Daughter by Callous Legal System!

Appeal: "It's Not Over" Says Gabi's Bumbling Lawyer as Her Brother and Friend's Husband Desperately Search for the Truth!

Is a Private Eye Following You: Check out the Stunning Results of Our Survey!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- How Can Sonny Get Rid of Pesky Leo?

Xander: "Easy -- let me give him an
nasty look for two seconds. He'll be
out of Salem quicker than Uncle Vic
can get off one-liners about women
he hates."

 

[JasonDíSpeech]

A late-breaking headline from hot young reporter, Will Horton:

It's a FIX!: Nepotism is rampant at rival Bella magazine and its rigged contest!

 

[DrBakerFan]

Once again, the Intruder fills the vacuum in the Salem news scene left by the Jenny's moribund Spectator.

The New Face of Fraud: Claire Brady Admits to Cheating Her Way to Victory in the Bella Contest!

Beaten to a Pulp: Enraged Chad Savages Stefan O. After Finding Him in Bed with Abigail! Check out Our Shocking Photos!

Missing!: Have You Seen Dr. Marlena Evans, Vivian Alamain, and Kate Roberts?! Our Hapless Police Force Badly Needs Your Help Now!

Drugged or Drunk: The Latest Brady Black Mystery! Our Experts Weigh in!

How Secure is Your Phone Password?: Salem U. Techie Wyatt's Ten Tips to Make Your's Unbreakable!

Garbage Can Nachos: Our Expert Foodie Explains How to Prepare This Latest Salem Sensation! Yum!

Ask Xander: This Week's Question -- "Will Brady Win Back Eve?"

Xander: "You're asking the wrong
guy. My specialties are violence and
intimidation, not courtship."