Leave best "bad" jokes here!

[DaysLady]

I thought this might be a fun idea for a thread. Everyone leave ONE best "bad" joke they know here. If you know more than 1, come back and post again but let's give everyone a chance to tell a silly joke. We could all use a laugh these days. Here's mine:

What do you call an alligator in a vest???

AN INVESTIGATOR!

haha!

 

[mandamiee]

Has anyone seen those new corduroy pillows?

I heard they're making headlines.

 

[Poirot]

You have to know what the fish said when he hit the concrete wall........

DAM

 

[Designing Woman]

Why was the chef arrested?

He was caught beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

 

[Poirot]

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire.....

FrostBite

 

[ktspirit]

If two wrongs make a right, what do two rights (Wrights) make?

An airplane

 

[ktspirit]

Now see what you have started? LOL I thought I'd forgotten all those jokes!

What color is a hiccup? Burple.

 

[Designing Woman]

What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?

Root beer

 

[Muzzaman]

How do you throw a party in outer space?

You planet.

 

[redsquirrel]

Where does Frosty keep his money?

In the snow bank.

 

[redsquirrel]

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

 

[katmouse]

DaysLady, thanks for starting this topic

 

[the look of love]

What do you get when you cross a Fed Ex truck with a UPS truck?

FED UP

 

[ktspirit]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?

 

[Poirot]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick...

 

[Poirot]

This is for Old Cowgirl......Two antennas meet on a roof and get married. Ceremony wasn't much.......but the reception was excellent. (you have to read the donut thread to know why this was for her, lol)

But, there is some bad, sad news to report. The man who invented the Hokey Pokey has died. A terrible loss for the entertainment world. What was really horrible was they had trouble trying to keep the body in the casket. They'd put his left foot in.....and........well, you know the rest............

 

[DaysLady]

These are great!! haha Thank you all for sharing. I'm loving this thread!

My 8 year old daughter told me these two together:

* What do cows do for fun? They go to the MOOOOOvies.

* What kind of stories to cows tell? Dairy Tales.

 

[Designing Woman]

What do opticians call their annual dance?

The eye ball.

 

[Poirot]

Where do you get virgin wool?

From ugly sheep......


What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an A bra.

 

[ktspirit]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino!