Leave best "bad" jokes here!

[robinsnest]

 

[DaysLady]

This thread always makes me smile, so when I heard a new joke today, I had to search for it. It will be nice for a new post to bump it back up in the current feed. Enjoy!

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with big boobs??

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

Hahahaha! I'll see myself back to the corner now!

 

[robinsnest]

 

[Wilde Woman]

What did the man say when he dropped his phone into the Grand Canyon?

Oopsie!

 

[mel5f2]

My husband will go around saying this, when something Intense has happened or he things someone is intense.

Husband sees a car go off the side of the road - "That was intense" They must be going camping" (in tents)

 

[Muzzaman]

How do you throw a party in outer space?

You PLANET

 

[robinsnest]

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blue berry!

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just ARRRR!

 

[Muzzaman]

Where do you take someone who has been involved in a peek-a-boo accident?

The ICU..........

 

[katmouse]

I heard this on the radio today.


What do sock puppets eat?

Finger food

 

[Poirot]

how worried should a cat owner be if the neighbor's dog is named Curiosity?

My favorite........."the best way to prepare cauliflower is by throwing it in the trash and ordering a delicious pizza!

 

[Mrs. Clean]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

 

[Poirot]

A thousand years from now, archeologists will dig up tanning beds......and think we used to fry people as punishment.......


And then the guy who was watching a weather alert, and wondered aloud how the heck they manage to get hurricanes to arrive in alphabetical order