DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Here are a few highlights from the winter and spring issues of the Shyster.
I was a victim of the recent tainted biscuits incident. Because of the biscuits, I made a total fool of myself and have suffered severe emotional distress. Should I sue? You should consult an attorney, but on the face of it, you seem to have a good case. Be advised, however, that unless the offending bakery has deep pockets any judgment you win could be worthless. The sad truth is that in Salem the only people worth suing are the DiMeras and Kiriakises.
I need an attorney and keep seeing late-night ads for attorney Sloan Peterson who promises to fight harder for her clients. Should I hire her? Sadly, Salem is filled with incompetent lawyers. If you need help choosing an attorney, we suggest that you use the Bar Association’s attorney referral service. It will help you avoid the local legal duds.
I was a victim of the recent tainted biscuits incident. Because of the biscuits, I made a total fool of myself and have suffered severe emotional distress. Should I sue? You should consult an attorney, but on the face of it, you seem to have a good case. Be advised, however, that unless the offending bakery has deep pockets any judgment you win could be worthless. The sad truth is that in Salem the only people worth suing are the DiMeras and Kiriakises.
I need an attorney and keep seeing late-night ads for attorney Sloan Peterson who promises to fight harder for her clients. Should I hire her? Sadly, Salem is filled with incompetent lawyers. If you need help choosing an attorney, we suggest that you use the Bar Association’s attorney referral service. It will help you avoid the local legal duds.