Monday August 7:
Brady interrogates Victor, who finally comes clean. [How does anyone really interrogate Victor? With all his snorting, grousing and snarky remarks, could Brady ever get a word in edgewise?]
Sonny is stunned by Paul's news. [What? Did he learn that Salem stores are out of hair gel or that the local bookmakers have made him the odds-on favorite to do time for killing Deimos?]
Tuesday August 8:
"Marlena" breaks up with John. [When Sami hears about this, she'll be beside herself with joy.]
Nicole makes a risky move to be near Holly. [The more things change in Salem, the more they remain the same. Here, it's the writers making Nicole do really dumb things yet again.]
Wednesday August 9:
Hattie breaks Bonnie out of Statesville. [This prison must have walls of cardboard. Anywhere else, heads would be rolling from the warden on down.]
Thursday August 10:
Lani is put in a tough position at work. [Oh, no! Are her trysts with JJ getting in the way of her professional duties?]
Friday August 11:
Marlena wakes to find herself trapped. [This shouldn't phase Doc. How many times in the past has she been trapped? This time, she'd not dealing with the likes of Stefano or Orpheus. She also must have full confidence that her silver fox, John, and his faithful sidekick, Paul, will ride to the rescue.]
Brady breaks into Eric's room and makes a shocking discovery. [Why can't the writers give the viewers a real surprise by having Brady the burglar find Eric's stash of Xander's favorite reading material, Busty Broads Monthly?]