DrBakerFan
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Tweet from Titan employee no. 1: Did you hear that the old man has promoted Brady Black mainly because he's stayed sober for a few weeks. Why not promote me? Unlike Brady, I actually show up at work.
Reply from Titan employee no. 2: Bummer. I haven't even been buzzed for years and I'm still stuck in the same tacky cubicle.
Reply from Titan employee no. 3: Me too. Titan is a nest of nepotism and incompetence. We clearly need a new place to work where we'll be appreciated. How about the Salem P.D. or University Hospital?
Reply from Titan employee no. 1: No way -- people will laugh at us.
Reply from Titan employee no. 2: What about Sonix Magazine?
Reply from Titan employee no. 1: Not that low-class rag. They even have that backstabbing scribbler, Will Horton, writing articles for them.
Reply from Titan employee no. 3: How about DiMera Enterprises? Things might be fine there now that EJ is dead and screechy Sami Brady has quit the board and left for the West Coast.
Reply from Sami: How dare you talk about my darling smoochy-moochy, call my brilliant writer son a scribbler, and say I'm screechy! I'll have you know that EJ changed, Will is the next Ernest Hemingway, and I'm a BIG SHOT in Hollywood! I HATE you!!!
Reply from Titan employee no. 2: Bummer. I haven't even been buzzed for years and I'm still stuck in the same tacky cubicle.
Reply from Titan employee no. 3: Me too. Titan is a nest of nepotism and incompetence. We clearly need a new place to work where we'll be appreciated. How about the Salem P.D. or University Hospital?
Reply from Titan employee no. 1: No way -- people will laugh at us.
Reply from Titan employee no. 2: What about Sonix Magazine?
Reply from Titan employee no. 1: Not that low-class rag. They even have that backstabbing scribbler, Will Horton, writing articles for them.
Reply from Titan employee no. 3: How about DiMera Enterprises? Things might be fine there now that EJ is dead and screechy Sami Brady has quit the board and left for the West Coast.
Reply from Sami: How dare you talk about my darling smoochy-moochy, call my brilliant writer son a scribbler, and say I'm screechy! I'll have you know that EJ changed, Will is the next Ernest Hemingway, and I'm a BIG SHOT in Hollywood! I HATE you!!!