Facebook posts and Tweets from Salemites, Part 26

Facebook post from Salem Discount Dry Cleaners: Attention brides, isn't it a bummer when something gets on your beautiful wedding dress before the ceremony. Well, fret no longer. We can remove any stain: paint, nail polish, indelible ink, soft drinks, food, anything that comes out of the back end of your pet, and the infamous Jonas drool.

Facebook post from Salem Super Security Services: Many brides greatest fear is that their engagement ring will suddenly go missing on the eve of the ceremony. Don't let your special event be spoiled. We can insert a tiny tracking chip under the diamond so that it can be tracked to any location where you left it or where a jealous deranged bridesmaid may have hidden it. Stop by today. You'll be glad you did.
 
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