Tweet from Eric: Hey, everybody, are you watching the French Open on NBC?
Reply from Roman: What da hell, what's the French Open?
Reply from Eric: It's only one of the biggest, bestest tennis tournaments of the year.
Reply from Eli: What's tennis?
Reply from JJ: Who cares about tennis? Me and all my friends only watch Cubs baseball and Bears football.
Reply from John: Me too, and that's a fact.
Reply from Maggie: I hate weekday, televised tennis. Now I can't watch
Steve Harvey,
Days of Our Lives, and
Ellen.
Reply from Victor: Tennis, shemennis. My favorite sport is making money and zinging stinkers like Chloe Lane, Eve Donovan, and Nicole Walker. And when I get my hands on that weasel Leo Stark .....!!
Reply from Xander: If I stop by the Pub for a cold one after jogging shirtless, and I see tennis on the Pub TV, there's going to be trouble.
Reply from Eric: OMG, I live in a town full of such narrow-minded, uncouth people.