Faux spoilers, part 9

In an attept to get the viewers involved with Konstantin, the writers float alternative spoilers about what the intrepid Steve discovers when he visits Konstantin's home village in Greece. (Yes, Steve can speak fluent Greek, which he learned so he could listen in to Victor's phone calls.)

— Nobody named Konstantin ever lived there.
— Konstantin never had children — no woman would have him.
— Konstantin has had four wives who all divorced him because of his infidelities and criminal schemes.
— Konstantin only had sons who were just as slimy as he is.
— During the Cold War, there were rumors that Konstantin was earning money by spying for Bulgaria.
— Konstantin's daughter is alive and well and living in Athens where she moved to get away from her pervert father.
— Konstantin's past scams include selling fake antiquities to clueless tourists, and fleecing rich widows and divorcees who were vacationing on Corfu, Crete, and Rhodes.
— When Konstantin left for America, the village had a three-day festival to celebrate.
 
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